Tim Ryan’s handmade mohair coats are…interesting

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Oh no, not AGAIN! Are the muppets safe from NO ONE? Must fashion designers continue this terrible tradition of hunting down and killing every last one of them, purely so we can have super-expensive jackets?

The Fashion Police would like it to be known that this kind of thing is NOT ON. In the future, anyone found to be involved in muppet killing will be sent straight to Fashion Police jail, on a life sentence. We’re going to be starting with Tim Ryan, who’s selling the coats you see above for £1,930 each at Browns. He goes straight to the newly-opened Muppet Wing of our jail – unless, of course, any of our readers would like to step in and plead for his innocence? Anyone?

8 Comments

  • November 25, 2009

    Shiny

    How many Fraggles did they have to skin to make these?

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    • November 26, 2009

      Melanthios

      HAVEN’T THE FRAGGLES SUFFERED ENOUGH? OH THE HUMANITY!

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  • November 25, 2009

    Nina

    The perfect coat for the fashionable crazy old cat lady!
    .-= Nina´s last blog ..I’ve stopped keeping track =-.

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  • November 25, 2009

    naomi

    see if today’s youth remembered carol channing at all they would never purchase and wear these…although i could picture janis the muppet wearing these too which would be akin to skinning yer friends and wearing the results…either way…wrong! lol

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  • November 25, 2009

    EricB

    Muppets? Lady Gaga was once seen wearing a whole Muppet!
    Peta’s work seems to pay off now. People are readily willing to wear fake animals.

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  • November 25, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    The one on the right looks like it was nicked out of a car-wash.

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  • November 26, 2009

    Melanthios

    Seriously what?

    I mean, admittedly I do like the bootwarmer/legwarmer things made out of fake fur, but not a coat. Come on.

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  • November 28, 2009

    AJ

    At least it isn’t real fur… that being said, it could at least LOOK like real fur.

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