Wear or Die: The Wrong Trousers

Wear_or_dieOnce again, The Fashion Police have seized a shipment of contraband clothes, and have decided to make good use of them by forcing you, our readers, to wear them – or die.

The two outfits above come from SANS, and, as you can see, feature large holes in the trousers. Our question to you, then – and we must admit, it’s a question we never thought we’d hear ourselves ask – is this: do you prefer the large hole in your trousers to:

a) have a large pair of bloomers protruding from it

or

b) make you look like a creepy cowboy?

Up to you, readers: tell us your choice in the comments!

27 Comments

  • January 14, 2009

    Beka

    What the heck??? I’m speechless…

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  • January 14, 2009

    Moni

    In this case I (and probably the models, too) thank the designer(s) for their choice of hats… This is so ridiculous!!!

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  • January 14, 2009

    Carol

    If I can also wear the face-hiding hat, I suppose I could get away with the black ones. But not today – we’ve got a windchill of minus 5 and really need to cover up those delicate parts.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Am

    I almost choked on my clementine…! I don’t think I can choose between these.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Fi

    Do we have to wear the lampshades (or are they hats?) too?

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  • January 14, 2009

    gokarm

    The blue one…it would bring out my eyes 🙂 And I’d rather have my nethers covered up, thankyouverymuch.

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  • January 14, 2009

    mishie

    These are ridiculous. The collection is ridiculous.
    I’ll choose death, thanks.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Evelyn

    I’d rather be fashionable and dead than live as a human kite.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Fozzie

    Oh god! This is one of the hardest ones yet!
    I pick option 2, because at least I won’t look like I have incontinence knickers that have gone wild. I’d rather look like I was attacked by the thigh eating monster.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Arielle

    Wow. Those are certainly show-stoppers, aren’t they? And not in a good way.
    The creepy cowboy I guess… but I’m seriously considering death instead!

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  • January 14, 2009

    edit

    Haha
    wouldn’t mind wearing either of them, for fun. I don’t think that anyone would take me seriously, so I could enjoy being a “fashion freak” in a lighthearted way

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  • January 14, 2009

    Anna

    What the eff???
    Um, I guess I’ll take the ones on the right only because they don’t have a giant pair of bloomers protruding from them.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Sarah

    Have we done something to offend you? or did the fashion police get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
    I am simply at a loss to understand why — for the love of God WHY? — you hate us so.
    I thought your job was to keep us safe from these kinds of egregious offenses.
    These are the kinds of crimes for which you lock people up and throw away the key.
    Have you gone MAD WITH POWER?
    Fashion Police, it’s time to ask yourself, “What went wrong?”

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  • January 14, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Lol, Sarah, what can we say? Sometimes we’re an ever-so-slightly corrupt force 😉

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  • January 14, 2009

    chocoholic

    I’d go the blue ones. At least they don’t look like a garbage bag.

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  • January 15, 2009

    bookmole

    I love this collection – not as wearable items, mind, but as pieces of art they are stunning. My fave is the pink one (19 and 20) with the alien being birthed from the model’s stomach. And number 21 is not even in the thumbnails, they are so ashamed of it.
    Oh. Which would I pick> (Damn, thought I had talked myself out of that one).
    The Dark Blue one – with Red Knickers. But dear god, not those shoes.

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  • January 15, 2009

    Sophie

    oh my. is death still an option?? i certainly wouldnt wear outfit A to an airport – you’d look like you were smuggling small children in there!! ill choose black, because the hat covers the face more and its a dark colour. maybe it will blend in *hopes*

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  • January 16, 2009

    Variant

    Considering I’d end up killing myself anyways out of shame and embarrassment…
    The black one. It at least somewhat resembles the body bag they’re going to need to haul me away in.

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  • January 16, 2009

    Valerie

    Hmmm, reminds me of the episode of “I Love Lucy” where Ricky and Fred tricked Lucy and Ethel into wearing burlap sack dresses by telling them they were “designer” clothes. Looks like some people are still falling for it. http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/974/For_Lava_and_Naomi/

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  • January 18, 2009

    Sarah

    These always kind of make me laugh, only because I can’t imagine myself ever killing myself or choosing death for wearing something for a day.
    That said, I think I would wear two. I think it would be fun…just wait until it’s warmer. It’s VERY cold here.

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  • February 11, 2009

    Tsya Gita

    I’d rather DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • February 13, 2009

    annox

    Jesus @#$*@£ Christ!!!! ALIEN INVASION!!!
    Are you guys for real?
    Still think that choosing a death is cheeting so it’s an outfit B for me… (sobs uncotntrolably)

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  • May 30, 2009

    Diandra

    I pick “creepy cowboy.” At least it’s just cutout, and won’t be mistaken for a medical condition!

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  • September 11, 2009

    kcitten

    the first one lookes like your giving birth to giant alien undies! lolz! id go with the second one. its less outrageous….

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  • September 11, 2009

    kcitten

    *continued* or maybe like your backside is on wrong

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  • January 22, 2010

    ginny potter

    would someone please deliver a nice eulogy for a (now)blind 14 year old girl??? i like lilys

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  • June 5, 2012

    Anjel

    I would wear the blue one if i can turn that lamp shade around to hide my face. Lmao!!

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