The Ultimate Extreme Harem Pant

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It was actually Officer Gonda Leona, from Holland, who awarded these pants the title of "Ultimate Extreme Harem", but we can't really disagree with her on that: especially given that we've been doubled up with laughter ever since we opened her report.

As we're sure our readers and fellow officers know, however, harem pants are no laughing matter: these are dangerous criminals, and we're sure you'll all be relieved to know that we've now got these ones safely behind bars, where… oh, it's no use: we're laughing too hard to type. Buy them here.

20 Comments

  • August 10, 2009

    Zan

    There is only one way that these can be made funnier: Picture someone running in them.

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  • August 10, 2009

    Hannah

    These are hilarious – how does one climb the stairs in them?!

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  • August 10, 2009

    Shaha

    Those horrible harem pants even make the lovely whoes look uglier.. The more reasons to hate harem pants.. (=

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  • August 10, 2009

    Katie R

    I almost want to buy them. Just to give them to someone as a hideous gift they have to pretend to like.

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  • August 10, 2009

    Flixer

    A-ha! Katie R, I think you have finally found a use for these monstrosities!!

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  • August 10, 2009

    Lauren

    Aladdin gone wrong,methinks…

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  • August 10, 2009

    Bethany

    Penguin pants. That’s all.

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  • August 10, 2009

    spikesnsilk

    These must be the diseased mother from which they all were spawned… it must be destroyed. Kill it with fire.

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  • August 10, 2009

    Bongo Jones

    I know I am just a stupid male from Australia but I kinda love them, they look like fun and wait for it with the right bits I reckon you could make them evening too!!!
    PS I love this site and read it daily, Shoeperwoman rocks too and yes just in case you haven’t worked it out just yet I am gay *grin*

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  • August 11, 2009

    Celeste

    They do looks like they’d be super comfy for laying around the house. I think I need them as a jumpsuit, and it would be like wearing a blanket all day. Also I would like them in black for a penguin costume.

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  • August 11, 2009

    k

    worst ones I’ve ever seen. Wow.

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  • August 11, 2009

    Leigh

    Okay, now I know that all the designers making these things are in on a massive practical joke. There is no way someone seriously thought this was a good idea.

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  • August 11, 2009

    lori

    Now there’s finally a way to smuggle your children into the movies for free.

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  • August 11, 2009

    Molly

    Seriously I bet you could fit your whole body in these things.

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  • August 11, 2009

    Molly

    cut two holes in the sides, and you’ve got a romper! 😀 lol

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  • August 11, 2009

    misha

    Look like something those Japanese kids would wear

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  • August 12, 2009

    Meredith

    You’d never need storage ever again. You can store everything in your “pants”.

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  • August 17, 2009

    Selina

    Clever – pants AND sleeping bag!
    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard just from looking at an item of clothing!

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  • August 24, 2009

    roni

    okay.. i love harem pants.. but these are really really ugly. WOW where did you find them lmfao!
    .-= roni´s last blog ..Beaded Cowl Back Shirt =-.

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  • August 27, 2009

    Alex

    I think they would have the same effect on walking as a bully tying your shoes together.

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