The Two Dresses of Jessica Biel: Which is your favourite look?

Jessica Biel

It’s hard work being a celebrity. Honestly, some days you have to wear, not one, but TWO fancy-schmancy dresses one after the other. Which we guess is at least better than wearing them both at the same time, which sounds like something Chloe Sevigny would do. Anyway…

Here’s poor Jessica Biel, forced to wear Valentino (left) to the premiere of New Year’s Eve, and then make a quick change into a white Victoria Beckham number to promote the movie on Letterman. Which look did you prefer, though, that is the question? (The other question is “Why can’t peep-toe boots just DIE, already?”, but we don’t think that one will ever be answered…) Answers in the comments box, if you please…

15 Comments

  • December 8, 2011

    Tanya

    Definitely the white dress. Although I guess it’s a bit more work-y and that stripy thing is a bit more glitzy party dress. But for overall look, glitzy stripy thing probably wins by default due to those *things* on her feet.

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  • December 8, 2011

    Heidi

    The dowdy shress loses … just for being both dowdy and a shress.

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  • December 8, 2011

    Siel

    The Valentino dress would be so much better if the horizontal part was on the waist.. Now it’s just hanging there.

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  • December 8, 2011

    Kim

    The Victoria Beckham dress, definitely. Also, that hair colour looks fantastic on her.

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  • December 8, 2011

    Natasha

    The Valentino is a bit too sister-wifey, so the white dress wins, although those shoes are an abomination!

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  • December 8, 2011

    Madeline

    The white dress by a mile

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  • December 9, 2011

    Marianne S.

    The white VB dress, by a mile. But those shoes! Ugh!

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  • December 9, 2011

    Brooke

    Definitely the second one. And this might be heresy, but I actually really like the shoes!

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  • December 9, 2011

    Arielle

    Definitely the white one as far as I’m concerned. The other really does manage to look dowdy and unflattering.

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  • December 9, 2011

    Mara

    The white, clean look, with AWESOME shoes!

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  • December 9, 2011

    Bayon

    I prefer the shress because it looks more interesting, even though it isn’t very flattering.

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  • December 9, 2011

    naiadknight

    I love the white dress. I’ll ignore those misshapen clodhoppers on her feet…. for now….

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  • December 12, 2011

    Plain Jane

    The white dress. And one of the reasons I like it is that she’s been brave enough to cover her thighs and knees. I’m sick of the sight of celebrities who need to show us everything they’ve got by taking every garment they put on too low at the top and too high at the bottom, no matter whether it suits them or the style of the dress. Thanks, I feel better now.

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  • April 4, 2013

    Erica

    I prefer the white…

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  • April 6, 2013

    shaggy

    The white dress looks amazing. Although she would look good in a tator sack, the other dress just looks heavy on her! It looks like it should be on someone much older.

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