The Snake cut-out top by Cheap Monday: just one wrong move…

Stop! Don't move a muscle! Please.

OK, you’d definitely need the ol’ tit tape for this shirt, because as Rock Hyrax pointed out LAST time we arrested Cheap Monday for their attempts to turn us all into flashers, if your breasts weren’t EXACTLY the right size and shape to guarantee they’d remain covered at all times, The Fashion Police would be the least of your worries: it would be the REAL police who’d be after you.

Again, we’re hoping this was designed to be worn as a layering piece. We’re just not that hopeful, though.

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8 Comments

  • March 1, 2010

    Rebecca

    Christ, that poor model. She’s a good sport, first tit-tape now boob ladders.

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  • March 1, 2010

    EricB

    This is hot. Too bad that it won’t last long. The washing machine will take care of this. Fashion Police, you need not worry.

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  • March 1, 2010

    k

    Am I the only one who sees a boat?

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    • March 1, 2010

      Amee

      You sure aren’t.But boy, if I had known I could make money by selling people fashionably destroyed clothing, I’d have gone into that instead.

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  • March 1, 2010

    Sandy

    Hah, I get it! The shirt is made by a company called Cheap Monday, and you’re showing it to us on a Monday because it looks really cheap and trashy!

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  • March 2, 2010

    Nyka

    Yeah I see a boat too.

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  • March 2, 2010

    Jasmine

    I can do that myself thanks…

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  • March 4, 2010

    Brie

    One wear and it is the last time it is wearable since I am sure it will snag when worn and then be shredded in the washing machine.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..03.04.10: Longing For…Jeffrey Campbell Sandal Clogs =-.

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