The ‘Sharon’ cardigan, by Agent Provocateur: not safe for work

Ooh, look everyone! A cute little cardigan from Agent Provocateur! Except… wait. Are those…? No. No, they can’t be. Can they?

Oh. Oh.

We wonder how this would go down in Tesco?

26 Comments

  • February 4, 2010

    Ana

    Oh… I thought it was a flower printed cardigan, haha. Made a mistake.

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    • February 4, 2010

      ginny potter

      SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh,stupid sweater made me lose the innocence of my 14 year old eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • February 4, 2010

    Aanjo

    Ok that is absolutely hilarious and unnecessary!

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  • February 4, 2010

    Emily

    Love it!

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  • February 4, 2010

    Nyka

    Oh dear! This is really unwholesome.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    First thought: “What, knickers not safe for work?” On looking more closely: “Oh…”

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  • February 4, 2010

    Marianne

    I’d almost want to wear it, but…no, I don’t think so.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Natasha

    Oh, but it’s SO pretty! Well, apart from the… you know what…

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  • February 4, 2010

    Annasthesia

    I would wear that cardigan in a heart beat xD

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  • February 4, 2010

    momo

    Is that “AP” for Agent Provocateur or A Penis?

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  • February 4, 2010

    Steph

    I… I don’t… why… brain dying…

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  • February 4, 2010

    Lina

    well, now instead of wearing your heart on your sleeve , you can wear a……dong?

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  • February 4, 2010

    Bethany

    Even streetwalkers get chilly.

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  • February 4, 2010

    Robyn

    What is this, I don’t even.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Nikki G

    I don’t understand the point of this. It has naughty bits and letters written in well, you know, so it’s not exactly street wear and not work appropriate. Yet, who wears a cardigan in the bedroom? Unless it’s for a bit of raunchy secretary role play – then I totally get it.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Brie

    How cheeky. I like it but, would never wear it.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Avon Pro-To-Go Listick: Review =-.

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  • February 5, 2010

    Leigh

    I bet you never thought you’d have the tag “male genetalia” on your site.

    $200 is an awful lot for something that’s really only useful as a gag gift.
    .-= Leigh´s last blog ..L’Oreal True Match Super Blendable Makeup in Porcelain =-.

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  • February 6, 2010

    Alison

    I thought they were pink bows at first and I thought the sweater was really cute. But now that I see what they are…yikes. Where would you even wear that?

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  • February 6, 2010

    shabana

    hahahahahhahahaha
    this thing is so ridiculous, i actually kind of want it!

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  • February 6, 2010

    Sandy

    Oh no they di’int!

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  • February 6, 2010

    AJ

    I think I’m going to puke…

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  • February 8, 2010

    Ariana

    At first i thought those were needles with string at the end of them. Then i got a closer look.

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  • February 8, 2010

    Hoshi

    . . .
    *headdesk, headdesk, headdesk*
    Not even my high school sense of humor can stand this.

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  • February 11, 2010

    EricB

    AP got an eye for funny little details.

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  • February 15, 2010

    Romanticide

    ajajaja the little pennises almost look cute XD

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