The Manifesto Legging’s manifesto is to be arrested


This is The Manifesto Legging by Hellz Bellz. (Side note: why do so many brands refer to their products in the singular now? A legging. A jean. A shoe. Surely these are leggings, not “legging”? “Legging” sounds like something a plumber might do to pipes.)

We can only assume the manifesto in question reads “get arrested by Fashion Police”. And we are more than happy to help out with that! Because, the thing is, people will wear these as pants, won’t they?

These are just begging to be worn as pants. Fashion victims will hear their call and obey it. And then everyone will be walking around in suspender leggings – sorry, legging – and the Fashion Police jail won’t be big enough to hold you all.

That’s why we’re trying to put a stop to this nonsense now. If you feel you must thwart us, you can click here to buy them for $62.

 

7 Comments

  • June 8, 2011

    Anna

    The singular thing drives me crazy. Like, what in the world is “a trouser”?

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  • June 8, 2011

    Jeepster

    Why is the model in such a weirdly contorted position? I mean, I guess it’s to show what the leggings look like but still…

    And where are her arms?!

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  • June 8, 2011

    Bette

    Urrrrgh, that ‘legging’/’jean’/’pant’/’trouser’ singular thing is the absolute limit. I’m so glad the Fashion Police share my disdain for it!

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    • June 12, 2011

      k

      It’s probably because it sounds like you’re only getting one product, so as to make you feel like you’re making a small purchase.

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  • June 9, 2011

    Beth

    What’s even worse than the fact it exists is that it’s out of stock. Which means people are buying these to wear in real life.

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  • June 9, 2011

    MJH

    When I was a poor uni student, I rented a room in a share house. One of the girls living there worked of an evening as a lingerie waitress and I used to see her making pants identical to these (to wear to work) by cutting up a pair of leggings. That’s the only place I can imagine someone wearing them and it not looking out of place.

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  • June 10, 2011

    Maddison Brown

    OMG….no words to describe how these make me ‘ CRINGE ‘, and the sad thing is, there will be girls and women who will actually make these look good…so,so sad….

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