The Gizmo Skirt by Brian Lichtenberg

Well. It’s certainly “different”, isn’t it? We think that’s probably the kindest thing we have to say about this Brian Lichtenberg skirt, but the fact that it costs $2,100 leads us to suspect there probably won’t be too many people buying and wearing it, so at least it won’t take up too much space in the ol’ cells.

We have issues with the shoes, too, but one crime at a time, folks, one crime at a time…

20 Comments

  • January 6, 2010

    SnapandPrint

    I laughed, I wiped tears of laughter from my eyes, I thought “Who would wear this hideous thing?”, then I thought, “It is so Lady GaGa.” Yeah.

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  • January 6, 2010

    Kaspian

    What… how… WHY?! Why would you want your nether regions to look like a little furry creature with puppy eyes? Why should your crotch smile at people?!

    Well, on the other hand, if you’re out on the pull that might things a bit easier… 🙂

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  • January 6, 2010

    Kirsty

    So creepy!

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  • January 6, 2010

    b.

    Is that Yoda?!

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  • January 6, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    In what universe would anyone want to look like this?

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  • January 6, 2010

    minka

    You can also stuff your hand into teddy-bears to make matching gloves for this look…
    .-= minka´s last blog ..Daily Fail: Ashish Spiked denim jacket =-.

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  • January 6, 2010

    Diane

    Gizmo is sooo cute, but this skirt is not. At least the fringe boots look cool! Awesome blog, by the way 🙂

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  • January 7, 2010

    Alison

    Do not feed this skirt after midnight.

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    • January 7, 2010

      naomi

      he should totally do a gremlin one too…you could wear gizmo in the day and gremlin at night lol

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  • January 7, 2010

    Nyka

    I like the fabric for the skirt. But I really can’t think of anywhere to go wearing a fictional 80s movie creature’s face over my pubic region. And in 3D as well. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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  • January 7, 2010

    Veta

    It kinds of looks like an artificial FUPA…

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  • January 8, 2010

    Diandra

    This would be scary even if it wasn’t supposed to be a piece of clothing!

    This is definitely a “runway only” piece, I can’t believe they are trying to sell it to people!

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  • January 8, 2010

    All Women Stalker

    It is so utterly creepy!!! Whoever designed that THING has a weird mind.

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  • January 10, 2010

    vicky

    How would a person sit down in this? Ah, then again you don’t sit much whilst trick or treating! Who next? maybe the Animal muppet immortalised in a jacket? the mind certainly does boggle 😉

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  • January 22, 2010

    siobhan

    With most things i can at least appreciate their appeal as part of some kind of artsy performance by some quirky personality but this is just beyond creepy!

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  • September 14, 2010

    Mary

    I WANT IT. But it’s so expensive… BUT IT’S SO EPIC!

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  • November 4, 2012

    Nala

    It looks like a drunk furby. What would you wear it with? How would you respond to the countless amount of mothers that tell you your skirt is scaring their children? How would you wash it? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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