The Foot Snatcher Strikes Again

too long trousers

It’s been a while since we heard from our old enemy the Foot Snatcher, who, as you will recall, sneaks around the fashion world, stealing the feet of helpless fashion victims, and leaving them looking like their legs got chopped off at the ankle. Say what you like about skinny jeans, but they’ve certainly helped keep the Foot Snatcher at bay.

At first glance, we thought this was another Foot Snatching crime in action. On closer inspection of the evidence, however, we can just see the toe of this model’s shoe peeking out from the hem of her trousers, so we can stand down the alert. Really, though, this image is just an excuse to show you how ugly these $830 trousers are. Eight hundred (and thirty!) dollars, people. There IS a crime taking place here: it’s just not the one we first suspected…

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  • September 3, 2012


    Spread a little mud on them and they’d be plausible attire at a homeless shelter.

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  • September 5, 2012

    Carolina W

    Talk about patchwork. All we need now is a scarecrow to put them on…

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  • September 5, 2012


    According to the Sixth Doctor these trousers seems legit. However.. XD ahahahahahahhahaahh!


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