The Emperor’s New Top, by Haider Ackermann

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  We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a terrible attack on this Haider Ackermann top. As you can see, the top was barely recognisable as a top after being shredded by a mystery attacker or attackers. What's perhaps even more worrying, however, is the fact that some people will apparently pay £154 / $219.73 for items like this: if you're one of them, you can buy it at Yoox.com.

6 Comments

  • February 17, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    lmao: it’s described as having a “Self-tie closure”!

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  • February 17, 2009

    Mousy

    Oh damn! Does that even cover boobs?
    I’m surprised at Haider Ackermann. 1, I thought that practically nobody even knew about him. 2, I’m amazed that he’s moved onto something so skimpy from the ruched fabric and leathers of Autumn. =/

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  • February 17, 2009

    Jilly

    How does one even go about putting that on….?

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  • February 17, 2009

    Claire

    Wait. That’s a top?
    I thought it was some weird kind of demented panties with streamers.
    :O

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  • February 17, 2009

    chocoholic

    I guess it might look nice if you wore it over a white singlet?
    Surely its not meant to be worn on its own. Surely…?

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  • February 20, 2009

    Erin

    Strippers. I think it’s made for strippers.
    OR…for wrapping gifts to look like present people!!! Yeah, this would go on the 2nd to top box, or 3rd if you wanted a neck, and the streamer parts would tie around the box…Oh, they are clever designers XD

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