The Emperor’s New Kris Van Assche top

This top will cost you £215 / $336. A bargain at twice the price! Oh no, wait… it isn’t, really, is it? In fact, we’d venture to suggest that the Emperor is, once again, looking pretty much naked

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7 Comments

  • February 16, 2010

    Nyka

    so so useless for so much money.

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  • February 16, 2010

    Hoshi

    Perhaps to be worn with a bandeau top under…?

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    • February 16, 2010

      Carrie

      Not for 215 quid.

      The trim at the bottom is nice though, and it’s strange how backhanded that sounds. It wants to be mocked. XP

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      • February 16, 2010

        Rock Hyrax

        It has to have that trim – otherwise it would just look someone had carelessly hacked off the bottom of the netting without bothering to tidy up those frayed or uneven bits.

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  • February 16, 2010

    Bethany

    It reminds me of a bit from “The Ten Commandments” when the Egyptian princess holds up a filmy slice of nothing and announces she will wear it on her wedding night.

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  • February 18, 2010

    Jasmine

    Well… this totally defeats the purpose doesn’t it?

    Clothes are supposed to cover you… not expose your nakedivity.

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  • February 23, 2010

    Selina

    Someone needs to point out to the Emporer that one of his minions has scribbled all over the hem of his top with black marker. Probably so they don’t lose the darned thing, because otherwise it would be totally invisible!
    .-= Selina´s last blog ..LBD Barbie: I can has? =-.

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