The Emperor’s New…John Galliano dress

sheer dress by John Galliano

Well, it seems that John Galliano has some strange ideas about what is A Dress and what is Not a Dress.

Just for Mr G, and anyone else who is similarly confused, we’d like to clarify that this is Not a Dress. We repeat: Not a Dress. No, this is an invisible cape, with a bow at the neck. If you wear it in public, you will be at risk of ACTUAL arrest, not just Fashion Police arrest.

You’ll also have spent $949 to look like you’re naked.

If that doesn’t put you off, nothing will…

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  • September 27, 2012

    Mari J

    That because JOHN GALLIANO without John Galliano is NOT JOHN GALLIANO!….

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  • September 28, 2012

    Carolina W

    Am I the only one thinking “vampire prostitute” here?

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  • September 30, 2012


    Maybe the model confused “invisible cape” with “invisibility cape” and thought it wouldn’t matter if she wore something underneath or not, because people wouldn’t be able to see it/her anyway?
    Just a wild guess…

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