Yes, Jennifer Connelly IS being paid to wear this dress…


Lord knows what Jennifer Connelly was thinking when she picked out this particular outfit from her closet. I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that, "Hey, these shoes will look just great with my puffy floral print dress" wasn’t part of it," but then, the fact that she even had a puffy floral print dress and these shoes in her closet is a little incriminating to say the least, isn’t it?

No, I think it’s more likely that she thought, "Crap, I’m the new face of Balenciaga. I better wear that puffy floral print dress they sent over – the one with the sticky-out hips that clashes madly with with my crazy black and white shoes. It’ll look fugly, but hey, at least I’ll be getting paid for it!"

So tell me: would you wear this dress if Balenciaga paid you?


  • October 22, 2007


    Only if there is an OBSCENE amount of zeros on the check. ’cause PHEW. Funky shape OR funky pattern, not both, dears!

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  • October 23, 2007


    Well, I hope she is getting paid a lot to wear this outfit because her taste in fashion is seriously at risk and she will need a nest egg to fall back on when her career fails due to her lack of style.

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  • January 9, 2008


    I would wear anything with a belenciaga label inside it!
    The greatest fashion house of today in my book you go Nicholas!!

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  • January 9, 2008

    The Fashion Police

    This is a prime example of what we call “being a fashion victim”. Would you really wear ANYTHING they made, just because of the label? That’s a real shame.
    Also: given that you love them so much, you should know that it’s “BAlenciaga”, not “BElenciaga.”

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