Tattoo print jumpsuit by Acne: because looking like you’re naked is SO this season…

A sheer jersey, flesh-coloured (Well, sort-of, depending on the colour of your flesh) body-suit, designed to make you look like you’re naked but for your tattoos.

We think Acne may well have excelled themselves with this one, no?

Actually, what’s most amazing about this little beauty is the brand’s suggestion on how to wear it. “Wear it layered with a dress or maybe a blazer,” advise the good people at Acne. OK, the dress we could live with: it wouldn’t be our choice of clothing, granted, but it wouldn’t necessarily be too awful, either. But a BLAZER? And nothing else? Are you TRYING to get people arrested (by us) here, Acne? Or did you just think you were speaking only to Lady Gaga when you made that suggestion?

This is £155 from Acne, and there’s also a bodysuit version available.

(Good to see those Gemini shoes make an appearance here, too! A double-whammy!)

5 Comments

  • March 24, 2010

    buttons

    awful awful awful.
    who would wear such a thing i ask myself?

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    • March 24, 2010

      Natasha

      I think there’s a pretty good chance we’ll see it on Chloe Sevigny some time soon.

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  • March 24, 2010

    Amee

    Yes, I would love to wear something that looks like I’m covered in graffiti. If your going to makes something as terrible as this, at least put some effort in your “tattoos”

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  • March 25, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    It looks like one of those school shirts with writing from friends all over them on the last day of school.

    But hang on a minute: those shoes were meant to be with two heels each, one of which could be screwed into a choice of two positions – they’ve cheated and nicked a couple of moveable heels from another pair! (And it upsets me that the world is so strange that I’ve just written that sentence.)

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  • March 25, 2010

    Ella Mode

    Not quiiiite nude … if one’s skin is purple-ish, one has far worse problems than bad fashion. I mean, I AM assuming it’s life threatening, we all agree that’s worse? 😉
    .-= Ella Mode´s last blog ..(Outfit +) Coming Out of My Own Camera-Shy Closet – Or: It’s Hard to Face My Weight Gain =-.

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