We’re not sure we know many women who’d want to advertise their waist size on their clothing. If you think that sounds like a mighty fine idea, though, this tape measure belt from the Victoria & Albert Museum Shop (yes, they offer online shopping! Oh, how we wish we’d known this earlier!) could be just the thing for you. It costs £20 – or, you know, you could just tie a real tape measure around your waist and pretend. Up to you.