Tao’s white shoes netted by Fashion Police

Oh, what a relief! We thought we were going to have to mobilize our officers and send them out to catch these shoe criminals, but it looks like someone’s done it for them, and has captured them in a net, ready for us to cart off to jail.

Unless… wait: that net is part of the shoe, isn’t it? Ah. Our mistake. Looks like we’re going to be needing those officers after all…

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  • February 25, 2010


    Awful shoes – full stop!! Keep up the good work fashion police! :O)

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  • February 25, 2010


    “I am speechless. I have no speech” (Seinfild)

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  • February 26, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    At least they admit they’ve just tied a hairnet to shoes.

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  • March 3, 2010


    Where’s the fish?

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