So, this trend for clothes that don’t have even the slightest chance of looking good on anyone except a model, or those who have model-like figures? We’d really like that to stop now. We’re begging you here, designers. Also, this dress? It’s going to allow [...]
Attention fashion lovers! For this week’s Wear or Die, we’re giving you the opportunity to be “bang on trend” in a mesh, bodycon dress of your choice! Well, not quite of your choice: you have to choose from one of the two options above. Oh, [...]
This ASOS dress reminds us of those nightmares we sometimes have where it’s our wedding day and we’re just about to start walking down the aisle when we glance down and realise we forgot to put our dress on, and are standing there in our [...]
This exists. We’d say more, but… … sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words, isn’t it? $50, Karmaloop
We’ve actually shown you this House of Holland dress before, on the catwalk last year, but it was one of those things we looked at and thought, “Yeah, what happens on the runway stays on the runway – there’s just no way that’ll actually go into [...]
This dress makes us want to hit the gym. Hard. Mind you, we say “dress”: it’s not really a “dress”, as such, is it? It’s more like a bra, with an over-sized skirt dangling from it. In fact… Oh God, it’s happened again, hasn’t it? It’s [...]
At first we were confused by this item (which, by the way, comes with long sleeves, too. You know, to keep you warm?), wondering what on earth could be its purpose. And then we realised: it’s to allow you to show off your black bra, [...]
Lately The Fashion Police have been disturbed to notice a resurgence in the number of Shress Crimes we’ve been called out to. We had hoped that the bad joke that is the sheer dress was starting to die out now, but nope, with the approach [...]
Yes, the cult of the trashy dress has taken a firm hold on the world of fashion, people. A dress just isn’t a dress any more unless it reveals at least one item of underwear, and preferably two. We’re just left wondering what on earth strippers and [...]
The Fashion Police contend that even when you have a body as hot as Rihanna’s, it’s still a good idea to keep some of it covered in public. And by “keep it covered” we don’t mean “with just a couple of strips of fabric”. This [...]
OK, the current passion for trashy fashion has gone too far: look, it’s even managed to get Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud in its vile clutches! Nicola, as those of you familiar with Girls Aloud will know, tends to be one of the quieter members [...]
Goodness, but streetwalking must be paying well these days when even the cheapest-looking hookers can afford to pay £595 / $978 for their dresses! Seriously, almost $1000 for something that even Great Glam would dismiss as a little too trashy? Has the fashion world gone [...]