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      Wear or Die: Mesh Dress Edition

      Attention fashion lovers! For this week’s Wear or Die, we’re giving you the opportunity to be “bang on trend” in a mesh, bodycon dress of your choice! Well, not quite of your choice: you have to choose from one of the two options above. Oh, and if you DON’T choose…

      Fashion Police Glossary: “Shress”

      Definition: In the language we like to think of as “fashion-speak”, a “shress” is simply a sheer dress. Sheer dress = “shress”. See what they did there? (See also: “Shants“) The “shress” first came to the notice of the Fashion Police in the 2007/2008 season, when various designers (Dior, Christopher…

      Shress Spotting: Rick Owens ribbed tank dress

      Well, lookie here, folks: looks like the Emperor has been ordering some new clothes, again! Actually, we could almost have let this Rick Owens dress off with a warning, were it not for the way Browns have styled it here. They really do seem to be suggesting that it be…

      Shress Spotting: Knotted dress by Friedrich Gray

      "Probably best suited as a layering piece," says MyCatwalk.com, the winners of the "understatement of the week" award. Er, we think you’re probably right there, MyCatwalk, but we see you’ve gone ahead and shown it worn with absolutely nothing underneath it anyway… Would you pay £212 for a "layering piece"…

      Shress Spotting: Jean Paul Gaultier knit dress

      The Fashion Police love Jean Paul Gaultier. Seriously – love him. If that’s to continue, though, we think we’re just going to have to pretend we didn’t see this knit "shress" of his, because really, even if the designer didn’t intend for this to be worn with nothing but a…

      The Emperor’s New Shress

      One upon a time there lived an Empress. This Empress was very vain, and very stupid, and one day she decided that she wanted a new dress – the most beautiful dress in the whole world. And so the Empress called upon a tailor, who she commissioned to make the…

      ‘Shresses’ by Kostas Murkudis

      Another day, another couple of "shresses" to add to the "sheer hell" section of the Fashion Police jail. These ones are by Kostas Murkudis, and we’re particularly loving the way they draw the eye right to the crotch area. Luckily, we still haven’t seen the sheer "trend" take off in…