Scary swimsuits: Jeremy Scott for Adidas (What? You don’t wear your swimsuit with thigh-high boots? Isn’t that how you’re SUPPOSED to wear them? You learn something every day…) Well, at least you’re guaranteed some eyeballs on your boobs, huh? Sorry, we couldn’t resist. Seriously, though: [...]
(*We hope) This is a scarf. We…kind of don’t know whether to arrest it or adopt it. We’re thinking “adopt it”, though. Because every police force needs a mascot, after all, and seriously… …would YOU mess with this face? [Buy it]
Bears are really having a fashion “moment” right now, aren’t they? Click here to buy it.
There’s absolutely no doubt on our minds that these sneakers will look absolutely ridiculous on. At the same time, though, it’s hard not to smile at them, isn’t it? Seriously, look at that little guy! He’s got his hands in the air, like he just [...]
There’s so much wrong with this outfit that we think we might need some extra space on our citation pads to deal with it. Seriously, these shorts would’ve been bad enough without the fringes. But they do have fringes. And they’re being worn with peep [...]
What? We’re not being mean, folks: she really does look like she’s wearing a potato sack. Because she IS wearing a potato sack. And she has Jeremy Scott to thank for it. So, how much does a designer potato sack cost these days, anyway? Oh, [...]
Oh, that Jeremy Scott! We bet you didn’t even know the humble denim jacket needed a makeover, did you? Well, it did. And JS knew it. He’s given this one an off-the-shoulder cut, with a large neck ruffle. The poor jacket will never be the [...]
One of our dearest wishes in life is to see people actually walking around wearing some of the designs from the Jeremy Scott x Linda Farrow sunglasses collection. Preferably LOTS of people, all at the same time. That would be ace. And yet, we never [...]
Look, it could be worse. Obviously it couldn’t be MUCH worse. It doesn’t really GET much worse than a $370 designer scarf which looks like roadkill, but seriously, it could’ve been a REAL fox (it’s actually mohair), and at this point, that wouldn’t really surprise [...]
What would YOU wear with a pair of white Y-fronts, readers? Here’s what Jeremy Scott suggests:
Kind of looks like this jacket once contained a tiny little person, who somehow got blown right out of it, doesn’t it? Imagine the looks you’d get from concerned parents! Also, you know what would be cool? Wearing a black leather biker jacket while you [...]
OK, so they’d make a pretty cool Halloween prop, we’ll give them that. But for the rest of the year? And for $200? That would be a “no” from us. Apparently it was a “yes” from everyone else, though, because these are already sold out [...]