The Idle Hands bodysuit from Nasty Gal: because a pair of mysterious hands groping your almost-exposed boobs in your sheer bodysuit isn’t creepy at all… (Aside: every year at roughly this time, something like this gets reported to us. What is it about Springtime and “Someone’s feeling up my boobs!” tops?)
This exists. We’d say more, but… … sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words, isn’t it? $50, Karmaloop
You may have to look closely at the evidence before you, jurors, to see the problem with it. From the image on the left, we at first thought this cardigan had a kind of stylised heart design, but a quick look at the image on the right confirms that, no, that’s not the case: those are hands. Santa’s hands, to be precise. So this is basically a festive version of those “Hey, look! Someone has their hands on my breasts!” shirts you sometimes see. This item was reported by Fashion Police reader Georgette, whose commentary was too funny not to share with you. Georgette says: “Wouldn’t you just LOVE to look like naughty old Santa has come up from behind…
Ah, the old "hands on my boobs" gag! That never fails to amuse, does it? Well, does it? Some of you will find this t-shirt quirky and humorous, while others will no doubt find it just a little on the tacky side. Which side are YOU on? Would you walk around with a pair of hands covering your assets, even if they're just a design on cloth? If so, this is £42 at ASOS.com.