If you disagree, and think that fruit is the next big thing in chest-wear, this is by Sauce, and you can buy it for $62 at Shopbop.
Well, it’s ABOUT TIME bananas were afforded their proper place in the fashion world, isn’t it? And pineapples, strawberries and watermelon too, come to think of it.
These shoes come courtesy of Charlotte Olympia, who can see no reason why fruit and feet should not mix. That sentence has actually made us feel rather queasy, though, so we’re going to go and have a bit of a lie down and leave you to debate the merits of these on your own.
What do you think of them?
(Click here to buy them)
You know the rules by now: you must choose one of the items above to wear, or you die. And no, death is not really an option, so which pair of pants will it be? The fruit and flowers hipsters (with the oranges, daisies and whatever the purple circles are)? Or the lilac snakeskin print?
Make your choice and tell us in the comments!
So, it’s summer and you’re looking for a suitably summery outfit. Well, what could be more summery than a pair of stilettos with great big chunks of fruit plastered all over them, I ask you? Not real fruit, I hasten to add. No, the orange and strawberry slices on these ‘cocktail’ pumps are strictly for show, but what do you think of them? I’m normally firmly against anything that could be called "novelty" dressing, and I think these fall into that category. But then, I suspect some of you might prefer to describe them as "fun" and "quirky". So, what side are you on?