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Shirts & Tops

Hey, Pineapple boobs!

Sauce pineapple tank topDo you really want to walk around with pineapples instead of boobs?  And saggy pineapple boobs at that?  Really?  Apparently the pineapples are glittery too.  We don’t think that helps matters.

If you disagree, and think that fruit is the next big thing in chest-wear, this is by Sauce, and you can buy it for $62 at Shopbop.

Shoes

Going Bananas: Fruit-covered shoes from Charlotte Olympia

Well, it’s ABOUT TIME bananas were afforded their proper place in the fashion world, isn’t it? And pineapples, strawberries and watermelon too, come to think of it.

These shoes come courtesy of Charlotte Olympia, who can see no reason why fruit and feet should not mix. That sentence has actually made us feel rather queasy, though, so we’re going to go and have a bit of a lie down and leave you to debate the merits of these on your own.

What do you think of them?

(Click here to buy them)

Shoes, Style On Trial

On Trial: Fruity feet – Quai D’Orsay Cocktail Gold Canvas and Leather Pump Shoes

Fruitshoes

So, it’s summer and you’re looking for a suitably summery outfit. Well, what could be more summery than a pair of stilettos with great big chunks of fruit plastered all over them, I ask you? Not real fruit, I hasten to add. No, the orange and strawberry slices on these ‘cocktail’ pumps  are strictly for show, but what do you think of them? I’m normally firmly against anything that could be called "novelty" dressing, and I think these fall into that category. But then, I suspect some of you might prefer to describe them as "fun" and "quirky". So, what side are you on?