You know, we would absolutely LOVE this outfit…. if we were five years old. And if it was 1982. Given that we’re adults, though, and it’s 2012, we have to ask ourselves why we’re logging onto ASOS.com and entering straight into some kind of strange [...]
You know, there’s a girl in our neighbourhood who has this exact outfit… and she looks absolutely adorable in it. Of course, that girl is 11 months old. She’d look adorable in anything. It’s our belief that bloomer playsuits should remain the sole preserve of [...]
We’ve never been big fans of the idea of “age appropriate” dressing, but we think it’s safe to say that if you’re older than 3, say, you’re probably too old for these D&G bloomers. Or any bloomers, come to think of it…
It’s been a while since we talked about age-appropriate dressing – or the ‘Dress Like a Toddler Trend’ as we call it – but this Meadham Kirchhoff clutch bag brought it back to mind. Now, the cat ladies amongst you may well be squealing in delight [...]
This model broke our “Grown Women Shalt Not Dress Like Small Children”rule, so we’ve made her go stand in the corner to think about what she’s done. We caught her wearing these: Now, we find dungarees childlike even at the best of times, and unfortunately [...]
We have talked before about the fondness designers have for creating children’s garments in adult sizes: the proliferation of adult onesies, dungarees and pants with room for a diaper only serves to reinforce our opinion on this matter. But now the footwear designers are getting [...]
Look at these people, readers. They’re wearing a ONEPIECE. It’s the hot new trend sweeping the nation. Yes, we checked our calendars too, to make sure it wasn’t April the 1st already… We don’t normally reproduce press releases here, but we’re going to make an [...]
Ahh, the denim floral pinafore dress. Beloved of tiny tots and early 90s grunge fans in equal measure, and most often paired with Doc Martens and holey tights – by the latter at least. The Fashion Police recall the last time these were fashionable… It [...]
The Penguin Booty-Buddy*, from Urban Outfitters: because sometimes you just can’t relax unless you’re dressed like a penguin, don’t you find? (Also: where was Harry Potter when this was being sold? Because we don’t know about you, but we’re not seeing a “penguin” here so [...]
It is true, we would all like our legs to be considered deer-like, and it is also true that few of us are blessed with cervine pins… but the Fashion Police can unequivocally state that popping a few reindeer on your leggings is never the [...]
As you can probably tell from the title of this post, this is a ribbed hooded onesie from Alexander Wang. And we’re going to stop Mr Wang right there because anything called a onesie? Has no place on a fashion retail site for adults. Yes [...]
There’s not much we can say about the phenomenon that is the “full diaper” look that we haven’t already said, other than that: 1) It’s still going on. How is this possible? Seriously, who’s buying these things and convincing the designers responsible that taking the [...]