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Don’t Mess With Denim: Dolce & Gabbana’s lace jeans

We’re sick and tired of people trying to mess with denim. LEAVE DENIM ALONE, people. It doesn’t deserve it. Denim has done nothing to harm anyone. Well, except this girl, obviously: She’s certainly being damaged by denim. (Or rather WE are, because this image cannot be unseen now. Sorry.) It’s like it just up and attacked her one fine day, isn’t it? You could also argue, however, that it’s not denim which has damaged her, but her who has damaged the denim, and that she therefore has brought this upon herself. THIS is what happens when you mess with the natural order denim, readers. ┬áTreat it well and it will treat you well in return. Take scissors to it and…

Britney Spears shows us how good Photoshop really is in Allure Magazine

That Photoshop, eh? It’s just all kinds of smart – you only have to look at these pictures of Britney in Allure Magazine to see the wonders it can perform. It’s sometimes hard to remember that Britney actually used to look like this, isn’t it? It’s a little bit sad, too: here’s how Brit would have ended up, if she’d just layed off the cheetos and kept herself sober occasionally. I mean, not that she’d be walking around topless with her pants unzipped, necessarily, but at least she’d be clean. Actually, she probably would be walking around topless with her pants unzipped, wouldn’t she? This is Britney we’re talking about after all…

In Touch magazine says Joss Stone is the biggest fashion criminal of the year

In Touch magazine have just published their list of the year’s biggest fashion offenders, and the winner is…. Joss Stone! No! I mean, OK, sure, we can see where they’re coming from, and Joss normally looks like an accident in a costume box, but surely the biggest fashion offender of the year has to be Britney? Britney does get a look in at number 2, however, with Kimberly Stewart at number three and Kelly Clarkson at four. So, what do you think of this list? Is Joss Stone really the biggest fashion offender in the world, or would you have awarded the title to someone else?

Britney Spears to take fashion tips from Katie Holmes

It seems The Fashion Police aren’t the only ones to have been impressed by Katie Holmes and her new look  recently. No, a certain Britney Spears has been watching TomKat with interest, and now it seems our Brit wants a piece of Katie for herself – or a piece of her style, anyway. ""I like clothes. But I like to be comfortable, too," says Britney. (WHO KNEW?!) "Katie always looks so cute in her Armani and Manolo Blahnik stuff. I’m gonna go for that vibe and all the trimmings." So, is Britney about to do a Katie and get all chic on us? Well, being the curmudgeonly old cynics that we are, we’re going to guess "no". But you can…

Britney Watch: Visible bra again- classy

(Britney’s assistant thinks: "Oh God, please don’t let her want to swap outfits with me, please don’t let her want to swap outfits with me…) Sometimes I wonder if there’s any point in continuing to apprehend Britney Spears for her crimes of fashion. She’s such a persistent re-offender that barely a day goes by without some eye-wateringly awful ensemble, and there are days when I wonder if we shouldn’t just let her get on with that there downward spiral. But then, just as I start to think that, Britney will sink to new, as yet uncharted depths of style, and I’ll realise that while the woman clearly will never be stopped, the least we can do is keep a close…