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      Bless turtleneck sweaters

      Strange Sweaters from Bless

      “Gosh!” we thought, “It’s not like our old friends at Bless to make an item of clothing that looks, well, ordinary. We’re more used to seeing hairy shoes, strange, off-the-shoulder suit jackets, and who could forget the Ra Multispaghetti dress? But these… these look like regular turtleneck sweaters!” Sigh. At least…

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      These shoes need a haircut…

      It’s not every day you can pop into the salon and ask your stylist if she’d mind giving your shoes a quick tidy-up as well as your hair, is it? We reckon that if the hair on your shoes is long enough to tempt you to give it a quick…

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      Impostor Alert: The Sock Boot Gets Worse

      We outlawed the unholy alliance of socks and boots a long, long time ago, but, as is often the case with the most hardened of fashion criminals, that only served to send the movement underground, where it continues to thrive. We know, it’s upsetting to us, too. At the head…

      Bless fringe hat mask

      A hat for fashion criminals

      The perfect hat for Fashion Criminals: not only will we never be able to tell who they are when they have that knitted mask pulled over their face, it also costs £214. Fashion criminals love huge amounts of money for something like a knit cap with attached mask. Those crazy…

      Samara The Ring Costume

      Modelling is Hard: The Ring Edition

      Is anyone else seeing Samara/Sadako from The Ring here? Because this creepy all-in one (yes, the “hair-in-front-of-the-face” thing is attached to the rest of it, which… well, we guess it would come in handy if you had a particularly bad skin breakout. Let’s just leave it at that, shall we?)…

      Bless ermy slippers

      Ugly slippers, clean floors

      These are slippers. They cost $368. Which…is really a lot of money for slippers, let alone ones that look like this. And we were going to try to defend them (no, really…) by saying that at least your floors will be spotless after a few hours in these bad boys,…

      Bless Mitchelin sweater

      Meet the Mitchelin Woman…

      This post WAS supposed to be about Bless’s aptly-named ‘Mitchelin’ sweater, but actually, now we come to write it, all we can think about is those shoes. Oh, those shoes! The peep-toe boot rule is in full effect here, but honestly, we think the model is probably using the gargatuan…

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      Daylight Robbery? Bless ‘Yeti’ gloves

      Earlier this week, we showed you a selection of yeti boots, so now here are the matching gloves. So that’s Halloween sorted, then. Actually, we’re not calling these “Yeti gloves” because of their appearance, although they will almost certainly make your hands look they belong on SOME kind of monster….

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      Bless: Half the trench coat, five times the price

      Ladies and gentlemen, fashion label Bless is proud to present their latest creation: the HALF TRENCH! (Or, actually, maybe that should be the One-Third Trench? Hmmm.) We don’t know about you, but when we pay over $500 for a coat, we don’t want it to cover more than our shoulders…

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      Ugly Outerwear: Bless cotton and fox jacket

      These jackets have a bit of a Photoshopped feel to them, but rest assured, if they have been ‘shopped, it wasn’t done by us: The Fashion Police don’t like to tamper with the evidence, and even if we did, we don’t think we could make these any uglier if we…