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      Bless fringe hat mask

      A hat for fashion criminals

      The perfect hat for Fashion Criminals: not only will we never be able to tell who they are when they have that knitted mask pulled over their face, it also costs £214. Fashion criminals love huge amounts of money for something like a knit cap with attached mask. Those crazy…

      Samara The Ring Costume

      Modelling is Hard: The Ring Edition

      Is anyone else seeing Samara/Sadako from The Ring here? Because this creepy all-in one (yes, the “hair-in-front-of-the-face” thing is attached to the rest of it, which… well, we guess it would come in handy if you had a particularly bad skin breakout. Let’s just leave it at that, shall we?)…

      Bless ermy slippers

      Ugly slippers, clean floors

      These are slippers. They cost $368. Which…is really a lot of money for slippers, let alone ones that look like this. And we were going to try to defend them (no, really…) by saying that at least your floors will be spotless after a few hours in these bad boys,…

      Bless Mitchelin sweater

      Meet the Mitchelin Woman…

      This post WAS supposed to be about Bless’s aptly-named ‘Mitchelin’ sweater, but actually, now we come to write it, all we can think about is those shoes. Oh, those shoes! The peep-toe boot rule is in full effect here, but honestly, we think the model is probably using the gargatuan…