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Not just an awards ceremony, but an awards ceremony for STYLE, these images are from last night’s Elle Style Awards, in London.
Our favorite fashion dementor, Kristen Stewart, picked up the Woman of the Year Award, but barely managed to crack a smile at that piece of news, so we’re thinking no more awards for Kristen, who is also grounded until she can improve her attitude, young lady!
Alexa Chung, meanwhile, managed to break out of the short skirt/ankle boots rut she’s been in for a while, but stopped short of combing her hair, Agyness Deyn took recession fashion a little too far by apparently cutting up an old carpet and sticking it to her dress, and the Olsen Twins wore SHRESSES.
Who wins your award for “Most Stylish”, though? Take a look at the gallery below…
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Tartan/plaid is going to be huge this winter.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
(Seriously, plaid is all well and good, but we can all agree that tartan stirrup pants are just WRONG, can’t we? Can’t we?Or would you be happy to add these to your wardrobe?)
Check tartan ski pants, £29.99, River Island
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![Spl98374 007[1] The 2009 MET Costume Institue Gala: Liv Tyler, Kate Hudson & Agyness Deyn](http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/6a00d8341c873353ef0115706ef3be970b.jpg "Spl98374_007[1]")
Wow. We totally didn't expect the first 2009 Costume Institute Gala look to attract our attention in a good way would be on Agyness Deyn. In fact, we think this may be a Fashion Police first: a photo of Agyness that doesn't make us want to send her straight to the cells. We actually really like this silver gown on her, and the Monroe-esque hairdo is working for us too. Wonders will never cease!
Agyness travelled with Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson (and also with Stella McCartney and Kate Bosworth) to a party held by Marc Jacobs after the Gala. In these metallic dresses, opening the car door must've been like lifting the lid on a box of chocolates, no?
They're shiny, sure, but we think all three are looking rather nice here, too. What do you think?
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![Spl94577 004[1] Shress Spotting: Agyness Deyn in see through lace at Coachella](http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/6a00d8341c873353ef01156f38b175970c.jpg "Spl94577_004[1]")
Question: If even Dita Von Teese managed to dress reasonably appropriately for Coachella, why did Agyness Deyn think it was OK to rip down an old lace curtain and drape it around her body over the top of her underwear?
One of the great mysteries of our time, possibly.
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![Spl87424 026[1] Agyness Deyn haunts premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor](http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/6a00d8341c873353ef011169008142970c.jpg "Spl87424_026[1]")
Last night The Fashion Police received reports of a mysterious, hooded figure seen haunting the premiere of Valenetino: The Last Emperor.
Despite being fashion cops as opposed to Ghostbusters, we take supernatural sightings seriously, and so quickly dispatched our paranormal division to investigate.
Happily, we can now reassure all concerned parties that it wasn't a ghost at all: it was just Agyness Deyn. Phew!
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Well, would you look at that! Henry Holland (who totally looks like Beavis, apparently: funny how we never noticed that before!) has put a naked version of himself on a t-shirt, so that people can wear naked HH on their chests! Naked HH with a giant flower coming out of his… yeah.
And Agyness! Agyness Deyn! What short legs she has! And what manly shoulders! Want to wear her boobs on your boobs? House of Holland makes it all possible!
Isn't it amazing what £70 buys you these days? (You can also get Tom Ford and Luella. And yes, don't worry, they're naked too…)
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Yes, folks, it's true: now you, too, can dress like Agyness Deyn or MIA in House of Holland's "football" dress, which is now available at Browns for £270.
Of course, why you'd want to do such a thing is beyond us, but if you do enjoy the "look! My breasts look just like footballs!" look, we're pleased to report that this isn't the exact dress that the aforementioned 'celebs have been spotted in, being notably free of any "shress-like" associations.
This is very good news, because if you do decide to wear it, you won't have to worry about finding yourself under Fashion Police arrest. Would you wear it, though? Is this your kinda style?
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