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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Swimwear</title>
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		<title>Swimwear Section: Rosa Chá black and white striped one piece</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/swimwear-section-rosa-cha-black-and-white-striped-one-piece.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past couple of years, one-piece swimsuits have been making some real waves in the fashion world (Get it? Swimwear, making waves? Never mind&#8230;), and this has met with the full approval of The Fashion Police, especially when the one-pieces in question look as good as this striped, strapless number by Rosa Cha. True, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swimwear Section: Red ruched bow swimsuit by Kelly Brook for New Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Spring is definitely in the air, with summer right behind it, so it&#8217;s time to re-open our Swimwear Section and take a look at some of our favourite swimsuits and bikinis of the season. We&#8217;re kicking off with this little red number, which is from the Kelly Brook for New Look range, and will make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unsolved Mysteries: Hooded swimsuit from River Island</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Why does a swimsuit need a hood?
No, we&#8217;re being serious: WHY DOES A SWIMSUIT NEED A HOOD?
Unless you actually ARE Lady Gaga (or, OK, Rihanna), and are planning to wear your swimsuit for non-swimming related activities, WHY DOES IT NEED TO HAVE A HOOD?
We&#8217;re opening a new case-file on this item, which can be found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Topless Bikini, by Victoria&#8217;s Secret: exactly what it sounds like</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/the-topless-bikini-by-victorias-secret-exactly-what-it-sounds-like.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/the-topless-bikini-by-victorias-secret-exactly-what-it-sounds-like.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the past couple of days, The Fashion Police have received a number of reports relating to a certain &#8220;topless bikini&#8221; being sold by Victoria&#8217;s Secret for the sum of $68. Well, we sent a couple of our officers to investigate, and yes, it&#8217;s true: you can see the evidence before you.
Now if, like us, one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holey Clothes: Slashed one-piece from Victoria&#8217;s Secret</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/holey-clothes-slashed-one-piece-from-victorias-secret.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/holey-clothes-slashed-one-piece-from-victorias-secret.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember all of the clothes with holes we arrested last year?
Well, if you thought this year would bring an end to all that nonsense, we have some bad news for you: the trend is spreading. To swimwear. Yes, you too can look like you just narrowly escaped a shark attack in this slashed one-piece from [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unsolved Mysteries: River Island sequin swimsuit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/unsolved-mysteries-river-island-sequin-swimsuit.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, you&#8217;re not going to be doing a whole lot of swimming in THIS, are you? Which makes us think that either:
a) They&#8217;re lying about the &#8220;swimsuit&#8221; bit and it&#8217;s actually just a bodysuit. Which actually brings up problems all of its own, because if you wore it under trousers or a skirt, you wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>What Not to Wear to the Beach: the Bow Bikini</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/what-not-to-wear-to-the-beach-the-bow-bikini.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/what-not-to-wear-to-the-beach-the-bow-bikini.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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We&#39;d arrest this model for being an accessory to a crime of fashion, but seriously, would YOU mess with her? She&#39;s all, &#34;SO? You wanna make something of this? You wanna comment on my BOW BIKINI? Come on, I dare yas!&#34;
And we&#39;re all, &#34;Er, no, no my good woman. You just keep right on standing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Funk Layer Bottom: two bikinis for the price of one</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/the-funk-layer-bottom-two-bikinis-for-the-price-of-one.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/the-funk-layer-bottom-two-bikinis-for-the-price-of-one.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Is it just us, or does this model look she put on two pairs of bikini bottoms by mistake? 
Just us? OK, then, you can get this look for yourself (plus the matching top) at Karmaloop. Enjoy!
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Strange Swimwear: Beach Couture&#8217;s double bikini bottoms</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/strange-swimwear-beach-coutures-double-bikini-bottoms.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/strange-swimwear-beach-coutures-double-bikini-bottoms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Is anyone else uncomfortably reminded of Sanna&#39;s bikini jeans, here? Or, you know, just plain uncomfortable?
The top half of the bikini is obviously fine: we have no problems with it, so it appears here only as a witness in the Strange Case of the Double Bikini Bottoms. Why do they exist? Because these briefs appear [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Style on Trial: Emporio Armani jersey stretch swimsuit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-emporio-armani-jersey-stretch-swimsuit.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-emporio-armani-jersey-stretch-swimsuit.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well. This is certainly, um, different, isn&#39;t it? At a time when so many swimwear designers seem to be obsessed with creating vaguely obscene looking monokinis, Emporio Armani have gone in the other direction, creating a one-piece that will cover quite a lot of you up, while still leaving you with some creative tan lines. [...]]]></description>
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