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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Swimwear</title>
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		<title>Unsolved Mysteries: River Island sequin swimsuit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/unsolved-mysteries-river-island-sequin-swimsuit.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, you&#8217;re not going to be doing a whole lot of swimming in THIS, are you? Which makes us think that either:
a) They&#8217;re lying about the &#8220;swimsuit&#8221; bit and it&#8217;s actually just a bodysuit. Which actually brings up problems all of its own, because if you wore it under trousers or a skirt, you wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not to Wear to the Beach: the Bow Bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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We&#39;d arrest this model for being an accessory to a crime of fashion, but seriously, would YOU mess with her? She&#39;s all, &#34;SO? You wanna make something of this? You wanna comment on my BOW BIKINI? Come on, I dare yas!&#34;
And we&#39;re all, &#34;Er, no, no my good woman. You just keep right on standing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Funk Layer Bottom: two bikinis for the price of one</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/the-funk-layer-bottom-two-bikinis-for-the-price-of-one.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Is it just us, or does this model look she put on two pairs of bikini bottoms by mistake? 
Just us? OK, then, you can get this look for yourself (plus the matching top) at Karmaloop. Enjoy!
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		<title>Strange Swimwear: Beach Couture&#8217;s double bikini bottoms</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/strange-swimwear-beach-coutures-double-bikini-bottoms.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/strange-swimwear-beach-coutures-double-bikini-bottoms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Is anyone else uncomfortably reminded of Sanna&#39;s bikini jeans, here? Or, you know, just plain uncomfortable?
The top half of the bikini is obviously fine: we have no problems with it, so it appears here only as a witness in the Strange Case of the Double Bikini Bottoms. Why do they exist? Because these briefs appear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Style on Trial: Emporio Armani jersey stretch swimsuit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-emporio-armani-jersey-stretch-swimsuit.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-emporio-armani-jersey-stretch-swimsuit.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well. This is certainly, um, different, isn&#39;t it? At a time when so many swimwear designers seem to be obsessed with creating vaguely obscene looking monokinis, Emporio Armani have gone in the other direction, creating a one-piece that will cover quite a lot of you up, while still leaving you with some creative tan lines. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted! Michael Kors Skirted Swimsuit With Belt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/wanted.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/wanted.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 10:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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This is another item that falls firmly into the &#8220;in our dreams&#8221; category, but if we were in the habit of splashing out £220 at a time for swimwear,this Michael Kors one-piece would be residing somewhere near the top of our shopping lists.
Not to worry, though: the onepiece &#8211; and particularlt the retro-inspired onepiece &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crochet Crimes: The crochet monokini</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/crochet-crimes-the-crochet-monokini.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/crochet-crimes-the-crochet-monokini.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#0160;MEMO
To: The Fashion PoliceFrom: KatieSubject: Wow
&#34;Have your eye bleach ready!&#34; 
*&#0160; *&#0160; * 
Wow, indeed. And &#34;eye bleach&#34;. We like that. In fact, we think it should be standard issue for everyone on our fashion force.
And we should say again: there&#39;s an idea that goes around that The Fashion Police hate all forms of crochet. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fashion Police&#8217;s Top Retro Swimsuits and Bikinis</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/the-fashion-polices-top-retro-swimsuits-and-bikinis.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/the-fashion-polices-top-retro-swimsuits-and-bikinis.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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We rounded up some of our favourite retro style dresses for you last month, and now it&#39;s time for the swimwear section. Lovers of high-waisted bikini bottoms and figure-flattering one-pieces rejoice! There are lots of this kind of style around right now, and these are just a few of our favourites.
We&#39;re kicking off with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shay Todd contrast ruffle bikini: for instant wardrobe malfunction</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/04/shay-todd-contrast-ruffle-bikini-for-instant-wardrobe-malfunction.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/04/shay-todd-contrast-ruffle-bikini-for-instant-wardrobe-malfunction.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We had originally bypassed this bikini when we spotted it at Net-a-Porter this morinhg, thinking that although it wasn&#39;t to our taste, it was probably only a minor fashion offence, if that.
Then Fashion Police reader Matthew wrote to us to point out what had been staring us in the face all along: the fact that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted! &#8216;Unforgettable&#8217; bikini by Betsey Johnson</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/04/wanted-unforgettable-bikini-by-betsey-johnson.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/04/wanted-unforgettable-bikini-by-betsey-johnson.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Aww!
Given the tiny window of opportunity in which we&#39;re actually able to wear bikinis, you&#39;d think we&#39;d have managed to get over our obsession with them by now, but apparently not, because this week sees us cooing over this adorable little yellow number by Betsey Johnson. 
It&#39;s available at Macy&#39;s, but Urban Outfitters also have [...]]]></description>
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