Wear or Die: Swimwear section

Swimsuits

It’s almost summer, which means it’s time to start thinking about swimwear. Of course, most of us would probably prefer not to think about the types of swimwear pictured above, which kinda scream out "I have absolutely no intention of swimming, but LOOK AT ME anyway!", but that’s too bad because The Fashion Police are going to make you think about them. In fact, we’re going to go even further than that and make you pick one to wear. If you don’t wear one, you die*. Simple!

Yes, folks, it’s this week’s edition of Wear or Die and we want to know which of these two swimsuits you’d wear if you had no other choice. Will it be the "belly window" white number, or the slightly less revealing black one which, sadly, has the Victoria’s Secret logo stamped all over it, just to keep the fug count high. Tell us! (Or, you know… die.)

* Note: Not really. Just pretend. No one call the cops.

20 Comments

  • April 30, 2008

    amelia

    That white one is infinitely more horrible. It ain’t sure if it’s a swim suit or a bikini.
    So the black one for me. So long as I could go to some far away, sunny beach somewhere…

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  • April 30, 2008

    Leigh

    I would pick the black one, for two reasons:
    1. I am fairly self-conscious about my tummy. 🙁
    2. White swimsuits are pretty much asking for trouble… you know, the transparent-when-wet OMG nipples variety.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Vanessa

    The black one,this wear or die was kinda easy

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  • April 30, 2008

    Chrissy

    The black one! I could put up with victoria secret logo on the black one but if I wore the white I would forever be covering my stomach.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Chica

    The black one I guess but either way you’re going to get really weird tan lines!

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  • April 30, 2008

    Anne

    I feel like the odd one out, I quite like the white one.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Eva

    I _like_ the white one better, but with 7 kilos of overweight and two pregnancies I would go for the more tummy-covering black.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Robin Claire

    I like the white one, because one, it doesn’t have huge, hideous logo splashed all over it, and two, the tan lines would be a little less bizarre then the black one.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Steph

    I prefer the white one, because the black one is just weird- methinks I would spend a lot of time breathing in though..

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  • April 30, 2008

    N

    I like the white one more. There’s something about “victoria secret” on the black one..

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  • April 30, 2008

    Danielle

    I would wear the black.. at least it “resembles” an hourglass shape

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  • April 30, 2008

    M

    I’d wear the white one because it’s so crazy.

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  • April 30, 2008

    The Fashionable Housewife

    The black one. Even the model doesn’t look good in the white so how the hell can anyone else wear it?
    I think wearing the white one might result in death from humiliation.

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  • April 30, 2008

    Han

    I think I would actually die if I wore the white one, which would be pretty humiliating. If you choose to wear something rather than die, and then you die because you wore it… well, that would put a bit of a damper on your day. So I choose the black one.

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  • May 1, 2008

    Abby

    I’d choose the black swimsuit…I think it’s more flattering than the white one.

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  • May 1, 2008

    alicen

    i would choose to die.

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  • May 5, 2008

    Diana

    The black one definitely!

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  • August 3, 2008

    catherine

    Defiantly the black one for 5 reasons:
    1. It has gives you a hour glass shape
    2. Black is very slimming
    3. You can’t really read the Victoria’s Secret label
    4. The white label against the black looks good
    5. The shape looks good

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  • March 22, 2009

    kaylie

    i wouldn’t be able to wear either cuz my boobs r too big so i need nore support than that but if i had to wear one i would pick the black one cuz it covers the most nd it would give me the least possibility of ‘slipping up’ if ya catch my drift

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  • June 15, 2009

    Moni

    Yeah, I know I’m weird… I’d actually wear them both. In fact the only thing I dislike about them is the strange rip down the front of the black one, which makes me drift a little in favour of the white one. Apart from that I like them.

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