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Ugly Swimsuits: The Shark Attack Suit



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  Ugly swimsuits: Shark Attack! This definitely isn’t the ugliest swimsuit we’ve ever arrested. No, THIS would be the ugliest swimsuit we’ve ever arrested: Or certainly the strangest anyway, given that Victoria’s Secret were selling it as a “bikini”, and yet… it didn’t actually have [...]

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Wonder Woman One-Piece from Topshop

Wonder Woman’s One-Piece, from Topshop



Wonder Woman One-Piece from Topshop

Wonder Woman would approve of this, wouldn’t she? We know it doesn’t have the stars on the pants, and that is, indeed, unfortunate, but even so, if you’re looking for an easy way to look like a superhero on the beach this summer, this would [...]

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Capture

What Not To Wear to the Beach



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Yoox.com describe this as a “beach dress”, and while we’re not really seeing where the “dress” bit comes in, it is made by a company called VDP Beach, which would seem to support the idea that it is, in fact, beachwear, and not, say, some [...]

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Wanted! Retro-style swimsuits at Target



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The Fashion Police have long been fans of retro-style swimwear, of the kind shown above: cut low on the hips, with a bit of ruching over the stomach, this shape is super-flattering, and surprisingly sexy – perfect for those of us who don’t really fancy [...]

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Religion Union Jack printed leggings

Union Flag fashion: yay or nay?



Religion Union Jack printed leggings

That Geri Halliwell.  She has a lot to answer for.  For when she wore that Union Flag (it’s only a Union Jack when it’s at sea, apparently) dress, she spawned a thousand other garments bearing the motif.  Over fifteen years later designers are still producing [...]

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Unsolved Mysteries: Cutaway swimsuits



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Swimsuits like this one by Red Carter probably cover just as much flesh – or maybe more – than a bikini would. So why do they always look like they’re verging on the obscene to us? After all, it’s not anything like as bad as this [...]

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