Scary swimsuits: Jeremy Scott for Adidas (What? You don’t wear your swimsuit with thigh-high boots? Isn’t that how you’re SUPPOSED to wear them? You learn something every day…) Well, at least you’re guaranteed some eyeballs on your boobs, huh? Sorry, we couldn’t resist. Seriously, though: [...]
Kelly Brook for New Look bikini collection We love the Kelly Brook for New Look swimwear collection. Actually, we love MOST of the Kelly Brook for New Look stuff, including the makeup line (which our beauty blog, Hey, Dollface! reviewed a couple of months ago…). [...]
Ugly swimsuits: Shark Attack! This definitely isn’t the ugliest swimsuit we’ve ever arrested. No, THIS would be the ugliest swimsuit we’ve ever arrested: Or certainly the strangest anyway, given that Victoria’s Secret were selling it as a “bikini”, and yet… it didn’t actually have [...]
For those of you who loved Black Milk’s muscles leggings, but who’ve been wondering what on earth to wear with them, wonder no more: here’s the swimsuit version, guaranteed to get you a whole lot of attention at the beach… This somehow seems a little [...]
Wonder Woman would approve of this, wouldn’t she? We know it doesn’t have the stars on the pants, and that is, indeed, unfortunate, but even so, if you’re looking for an easy way to look like a superhero on the beach this summer, this would [...]
Spotted by Fashion Police officers in China. We really hope this catches on. [Image: Fame]
Yoox.com describe this as a “beach dress”, and while we’re not really seeing where the “dress” bit comes in, it is made by a company called VDP Beach, which would seem to support the idea that it is, in fact, beachwear, and not, say, some [...]
Earlier today we showed you the dress that is not really a dress. Now we’d like to follow that up with the sad tale of the Bikini That Is Not Really a Bikini. Warning: Although Aubrey O’Day apparently thought this outfit was safe for the [...]
The Fashion Police have long been fans of retro-style swimwear, of the kind shown above: cut low on the hips, with a bit of ruching over the stomach, this shape is super-flattering, and surprisingly sexy – perfect for those of us who don’t really fancy [...]
Last year it was Primark. This year it’s Abercrombie & Fitch’s turn in the firing line over their push-up padded bikini tops for girls as young as 8 years old. But while Primark backed down and removed their controversial bikinis from sale, Abercrombie & Fitch [...]
That Geri Halliwell. She has a lot to answer for. For when she wore that Union Flag (it’s only a Union Jack when it’s at sea, apparently) dress, she spawned a thousand other garments bearing the motif. Over fifteen years later designers are still producing [...]
Swimsuits like this one by Red Carter probably cover just as much flesh – or maybe more – than a bikini would. So why do they always look like they’re verging on the obscene to us? After all, it’s not anything like as bad as this [...]