Sweater with boob windows. Nice.

Boob_windows This sweater wouldn’t ordinarily have attracted the attention of The Fashion Police, because as far as fashion offences go this is only a minor infraction.

The thing is, though, the Chief of Police is short. Every sweater she ever buys, therefore, sits much lower than it’s supposed to, and she knows a lot of other women who are in the same unfortunate position.

All we’re saying is that we’d really hate to see this sweater on one of those women. Especially if they’d decided to go bra-less underneath it…

8 Comments

  • December 5, 2008

    Mousy

    Oh god, the same would happen to me. Yep. Sweater with nipple windows.

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  • December 5, 2008

    Amanda Nicole

    Finally! A way to cool these puppies off!

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  • December 5, 2008

    Rock Hyrax

    Handy for nursing mothers?

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  • December 6, 2008

    Natasha

    Oh god, this could get you arrested for real!

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  • December 7, 2008

    SJ

    There’s a designer somewhere who was watching Mean Girls, and took it too seriously.
    Tiny Fey would be sad.

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  • December 8, 2008

    Helen-LG

    haha, the comments are fantastic!
    Tina Fey would be sad. She’s not the only one!

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  • December 9, 2008

    lorrwill

    Oh FP, your title says it all. 🙂

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  • December 9, 2008

    Crystal

    Well at least you won’t have to worry about boob sweat…

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