Style on Trial: Marc Jacobs heart platform sandals, just in time for Valentine’s Day

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, we thought you might like to buy a pair of these loveheart-themed platform sandals by Marc Jacobs from The Outnet, for £211.50 (down from the original £705).

Or perhaps you’d prefer to rip your eyes from your head, douse them thoroughly in eyeball bleach, and never speak of these shoes again?

The choice is yours, ladies and gentlemen of the Fashion Police jury: what’s it to be?

13 Comments

  • February 3, 2010

    Vesi

    Very ugly and horribly cheap look! brrrr

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  • February 3, 2010

    minka

    I love you, Marc Jacobs, but no, sorry, just no.

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  • February 3, 2010

    lola

    Eyeball bleach eyeball bleach! D:

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  • February 3, 2010

    Nyka

    I’m going to pretend this is a figment of my vivid, drunk, imagination.

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  • February 3, 2010

    Katie

    I actually think they’re kind of cute, off the foot. I don’t think they’d be too great on, however.

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  • February 3, 2010

    AJ

    Uh, no. Definately NOT wearing those (especially considering how cold it is outside…)

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  • February 4, 2010

    lizvocal

    No one else is hearing ’70s porn music looking at these? Just me, then…..

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  • February 4, 2010

    Brie

    LOVE them…the appeal to the edgy shoe girl in me.

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  • February 4, 2010

    aly

    i like them but dont like them at the same time they look a little cheap but a little chic

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  • February 4, 2010

    Hannah ♪♫♪

    cheaaappppp

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  • February 4, 2010

    Shinygirl

    If you examine them closely they even look a bit battered. Trailer park cheap.

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  • February 6, 2010

    k

    Stolen from a clown’s wardrobe, probably…

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