Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Miss Selfridge Harness dress

miss selfridge harness dress

At first we weren’t sure whether this was a Stuck Together Clothes Crime, or another case of the Clothes Slasher in action.

Now we that we’ve had time to examine the evidence, however (a bit too much time, if we’re completely honest: it’s like looking at a car crash, isn’t it?), we can confidently say that what we’re dealing with here is a dress-attached-to-a-harness-attached-to-a-boob-tube.

Which is… yeah.

Of course, we have to admit to a degree of bias where this garment is concerned, because we HATE harnesses. Yes, we’re aware that they’re edgy and unexpected. We’re really struggling to give a damn, though.

Anyway, enough about us: what say you to this example of STC (Stuck Together Clothes), jurors? Crime or fine?

(Click here to buy it.)


  • March 2, 2012

    Alice Polarbear

    A strangely disturbing blend of prepubescent girl’s dress with S&M/bondage.
    What would have made it absolutely perfect … the skirt would have been a loud Catholic School Girl plaid!

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  • March 2, 2012


    I’m pretty sure I would have wanted that dress as a teenager.

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  • March 2, 2012


    Is it bad that I kinda like it? I would never wear it though… unless I inexplicably lost like 50 pounds.

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  • March 3, 2012


    I feel like this belongs to a cosplay outfit.

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  • March 5, 2012


    If I had perfect abs I would totally wear this… I’m sure the cut looks pretty effective

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  • March 8, 2012


    i’d get this and layer it over a brightly colored longsleeve t-shirt. has a very nice silhouette and, what can i say, i love bondage-inspired clothing.
    would be better if the middle was a strip of white cloth rather than a cutout, though.

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