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Stuck-Together-Clothes Crimes: Bless shirt with attached bag

You know all those times we’ve spoken about stuck-together-clothes and we’ve jokingly said, “What’s next? Shirts with BAGS attached?” And then we all laughed, because, seriously: AS IF. Sure, fashion can get a little crazy from time to time, but no one would actually attach a bag to a shirt, surely?


Bless would do it, wouldn’t they? And, indeed, they have! describe this as a shirt with “attached pocket”, but COME ON, Yoox, we’re not blind! When you can tuck it under your arm, that ain’t no “pocket”. That’s a BAG. And it’s attached to a SHIRT, bringing to mind all kinds of questions, such as: how do you put stuff into it? Do you have to raise your hand in the air, like you just don’t care? Or do you perhaps pack your shirt before you put it on. Wouldn’t it be annoying having all that fabric tucked under your arms at all times? And imagine the conversations you’d have:

“Hi, good to see you: let me take your bag…”
“Um, no, it’s attached to my shirt, actually.”

We’re not impressed, then. If you are, however, this does, at least, have the advantage of being relatively cheap, espeically given that it’s essentially a “two for the price of one” offer. Get it at Yoox, where it’s £45.

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