Stick-on sunglasses from Azumi & David

Stick-on-glasses

  Hot on the heels of the clutch-bag-boots, news has reached The Fashion Police of a new innovation from Azumi & David – sunglasses tape!

The brand has already been selling stick-on ties, watches and bracelets, but these stick-on sunglasses will be releases in time for summer. Will you want to wear them, though? Well, they’re not available to buy yet, so we don’t know what kind of actual protection they’ll offer from the sun, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that, no, we can’t really see “sunglass tape” in our future. But what about you? Is the future looking bright? Is it looking like a roll of sticky tape with glasses printed on it? Tell us!

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11 Comments

  • February 20, 2009

    Evelyn

    The models look like absolute idiots. Poor things.

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  • February 20, 2009

    V

    Hopefully your eyebrows don’t come off when you remove them.. They look painful to me.

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  • February 20, 2009

    Janet C

    I see three (actually, many, but we’ll stick with three) problems:
    1. Both models appear to have hair under the tape. Removing the tape without also removing all that hair is going to be tricky.
    2. Many people have sensitive skin, especially facial skin. That tape is going leave a nice bright red square on the face after removal.
    3. The tape is flat — faces are not. How does one prevent the tape from sticking to things besides head hair; things like eyelashes, eyelids, and EYEBALLS! Yikes!!

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  • February 20, 2009

    Celeste

    What would happen if you sweat while wearing these? I’m sure it would be horrible. Unless it causes them to fall off in which case you’d be free of the horrors.

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  • February 20, 2009

    Susan

    There’s nothing to say, it is just DUMB.

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  • February 21, 2009

    xony

    i WOULD buy this!!!
    and stick it around my bedroom!

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  • February 21, 2009

    Paiton Goodwin

    What are people thinking? I often find myself asking that question when lookong at bad designs, but with this one especially so. Who would wear sun glass tape when they ould go out and buy a pair of real sunglasses. Espeially since witv this design you pose the risk of pulling out your eyebrows or eyelashes when taking off the tape.

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  • February 21, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Just had a “was it 1st of April?” moment with this.
    Problem #5: Will muck up your makeup.

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  • February 22, 2009

    chocoholic

    hahaha, I love these, so funny.

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  • March 26, 2009

    bored

    I think they are an interesting concept, especially for those who can’t wear actual sunglasses because they have eyeglasses and cannot afford prescription ones. But in practicality the straight tape design would, pull out hair… and look ridiculous. With a little design work, these could actually happen… I would probably get a few.

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  • May 22, 2009

    Edgar J. Maximilliane

    Wow…what is this world coming to these days
    whats next
    Stick on Underwear??
    LOLLLL
    add me if u want

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