Stephen Jones’ wool hat – for well dressed bank robbers

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We’re assuming this hat is designed for those who like to commit acts of Daylight Robbery. Fittingly, then, it costs £212 at Colette, and will allow you to keep your identity a secret AND your nose warm. Multitasking! We love it!

Still, at least your warm nose will be a source of comfort to you as you languish in the Fashion Police jail – or possibly even the REAL jail if someone becomes alarmed by your anonymous presence and decides you must be up to no good…

4 Comments

  • September 17, 2009

    naomi

    was it made for a cyclops? i only see one eye hole

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    • September 17, 2009

      The Fashion Police

      Well, that’s because the photo is taken from the side – there wasn’t a picture of it from the front: too scary, presumably!

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  • September 17, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I’d be tempted if it were greyish brown…

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  • September 18, 2009

    Romanticide

    Many thing I could buy with that money, among them I could get a whole outfit to be warm and stylish at winter…
    .-= Romanticide´s last blog .. =-.

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