We’re really glad you’re able to laugh at this, Sharon Stone. We’d be mortified if we misread the invitation as “gangster fancy dress” and turned up in a bizarre “half-dress”, but it’s good that you can see the funny side. It’s less good that you couldn’t decide whether to wear a long dress or a short one, of course, but you certainly seem to have found yourself a compromise with this. Er, good for you!
On the other hand, it’s been a long time since The Fashion Police had an authentic looking “baddy” to fight – maybe Sharon here is simply stepping up to the plate?