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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Sock Horror!</title>
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		<title>MM6 Maison Martin Margiela stretch &#8216;Zori&#8217; boots: or &#8220;Socks attached to flip flops&#8221;, as we call them</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/mm6-maison-martin-margiela-stretch-zori-boots-or-socks-attached-to-flip-flops-as-we-call-them.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These criminals were reported to us by Robyn, who says: &#8220;Anyone else think that $380 is too much to pay for what is basically a sock attached to a foot bed? Anyone think calling this a &#8220;boot&#8221; is quite the stretch, dear Tobi? Because I do.&#8221;
We do too, Robyn. YOU ARE NOT ALONE! And we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sock Horror: Tattered socks now in fashion, apparently</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, folks, it&#8217;s official: it&#8217;s no longer enough for all of your other clothes to be ripped to shreds this season, now even your socks have to look like they&#8217;ve spent 20 years lurking at the back of a drawer, before being chewed vigorously by the dog.
Rather than just wear an ACTUAL old, tattered pair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sock Horror! Black grunge laddered tights from Miss Selfridge</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/sock-horror-black-grunge-laddered-tights-from-miss-selfridge.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/sock-horror-black-grunge-laddered-tights-from-miss-selfridge.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sock Horror!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laddered tights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socls]]></category>

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Nope, it’s no good: we’ve tried (not that hard, though, admittedly) but we just can’t get on board with the whole “pre-laddered” tights thing. Especially not when it’s taken to the extent of the pair shown above: they’re £8 from Miss Selfridge, but if you wanted to save money, you could always just find a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daylight Robbery: Miu Miu&#8217;s $400 cotton socks</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/daylight-robbery-miu-mius-400-cotton-socks.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sequins]]></category>
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Apologies for bringing another Daylight Robbery report so soon after the feather headdress, but we have another DIY project for you all:

Get a pair of knee-high socks
Sew a bunch of sequins and maybe some little buttons etc onto them
Sell them for $400*
If anyone challenges you on this, explain that you are an &#8220;artist&#8221; and talk a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sock Horror! VPL Knee Lows Socks</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/sock-horror-vpl-knee-lows-socks.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/sock-horror-vpl-knee-lows-socks.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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&#0160; Neither socks, nor tights, nor leggings, nor legwarmers, these are VPL&#39;s Knee Lows Socks.
At various points in The Fashion Police&#39;s history, we&#39;ve shown you pictures of items similar to these, and you&#39;ve posited lots of theories, and, indeed, excuses, for their existence. 
But we still think they look like the kind of surgical garment [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Best of the Fashion Police: Stirrup tights</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/best-of-the-fashion-police-stirrup-tights.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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 Back in the days before leggings became commonplace again, and sock horrors&#0160;had yet to achieve the sheer level of&#0160;ugliness they so easily attain these days, came the stirrup tights. Note the phrase &#34;tights&#34; &#8211; these aren&#39;t leggings you&#39;re looking at, they&#39;re hosiery. Flesh coloured hosiery. With a stirrup on the bottom.
Presumably designed to allow&#0160;us [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Guest Post: Would you wear&#8230; UpFactory&#8217;s veins and arteries stockings?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/guest-post-would-you-wear-upfactorys-veins-and-arteries-stockings.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/guest-post-would-you-wear-upfactorys-veins-and-arteries-stockings.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#0160;This guest post was submitted by Deka of That&#39;s Hideous!. Deka writes&#8230;
I enjoy fun, colorful stockings and leggings as a way to add character to an ensemble. But, who knows what type of fashionista UpFactory had in mind when creating these anatomically-inspired stockings. I have a hard time picturing them being worn outside of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jean Paul Gaultier&#8217;s $135 sheer-front tights: would you buy them?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/jean-paul-gaultiers-135-sheerfront-tights-would-you-buy-them.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/jean-paul-gaultiers-135-sheerfront-tights-would-you-buy-them.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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 Would you pay $135 for tights? ANY tights? That would be a &#34;no&#34; from us: not just because your Fashion Police are sadly accident prone, and therefore guaranteed to ladder them the first time we wore them anyway, but also because we just know that Topshop/American Apparel/Urban Outfitters can probably be relied upon to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sock Horror! Bebaroque Fringe Thigh Highs</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/sock-horror-bebaroque-fringe-thigh-highs.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/sock-horror-bebaroque-fringe-thigh-highs.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We know Bebaroque&#39;s fringed tights have been wildly popular across the fashion blogosphere. We know that. But if we were forced to wear these thigh-high versions which are flesh-coloured, to help create the impression that the &#34;hair&#34; is growing directly out of your legs, we think we&#39;d have a hard time not reaching for the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Style on Trial: Deliberately ripped tights, as seen on Peaches Geldof</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/style-on-trial-deliberately-ripped-tights-as-seen-on-peaches-geldof.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/style-on-trial-deliberately-ripped-tights-as-seen-on-peaches-geldof.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 10:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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 Well, it looks like the dreaded Clothes Ripper has struck again, and poor Peaches Geldof has been targeted for a second time! What did she do to attract the ire of the Ripper this time, we wonder?
Of course, joking aside, the &#34;oops, I laddered my tights, but I don&#39;t care because that&#39;s how totally [...]]]></description>
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