Sock Horror? Celeste Stein zig zag rainbow glittery tights

The title says it all, doesn’t it readers?  That’s a crime of fashion, right there.  We don’t know about you, but at first glance we wonder whether the detail shot of the pattern is what it is like to be on acid.  That was certainly our initial thought upon spying these on the My Tights website.  (Our second thought was ‘Good Lord’ and the third one ‘aha – perfect for the Fashion Police readers to deem a crime of fashion or not’.)  Rainbow stripes?  Zig zags?  Glitter?  A case of too much going on or total fabulousness?  You decide.  Also, why is the pattern not matched up at the side?  We hate it when patterned tights look like this.

Unsurprisingly, these have been slashed to half price in the sale so if you do like them, they can be yours for £7.98 and you can buy them here.

15 Comments

  • May 11, 2010

    Kelly

    Ok, arrest me. I like it…
    .-= Kelly´s last blog ..O show da Madonna ano passado e por que sou angolana. =-.

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  • May 11, 2010

    emma

    I used to have a tanktop(or sleeveless jumper as they now seem to be called) like this in the early 70’s. My mum made me wear it, i ddn’t like it as it had been my cousin’s hand me down.

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  • May 11, 2010

    Sandy

    I had a swimsuit in those colours when I was about 10 or 11, around 1980-81.

    That pattern should’ve stayed there!

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  • May 11, 2010

    Caroltrijn

    I love these tights!!! Especially in sandals they would look great.

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  • May 11, 2010

    Kuri

    As someone very fond of quirky tights, I clicked through my feed ready to defend these. Until I saw the photo. These are too much even for me.

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  • May 11, 2010

    Grace

    I would have LOVED these when I was 5….

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  • May 11, 2010

    buttons

    They really hurt my eyes that time – horrendous!! lol

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  • May 11, 2010

    Megan

    my first thought was “OH GOD MY EYES!!!” so much going on!

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  • May 11, 2010

    Andrea

    I think I had tights like these for my Barbie doll when I was little.

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  • May 11, 2010

    Alicendre

    Someone apparently bought them (wearing them as pants): http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs430.snc3/24811_107476642613843_100000545230996_149761_6801301_n.jpg

    They don’t look good in person either :s

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  • May 11, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Now I definitely have a migraine coming on…

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  • May 11, 2010

    Katie

    I do happen to own a pair of rainbow tights. However, I can assure you that the pattern and colors of mine are a little less…on drugs.

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  • May 12, 2010

    Brie

    I would have worn them in my punk rock days.

    Now, they look interetsing but I wouldn’t wear them, ever.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Photoshoot planning and pretty things. =-.

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  • May 17, 2010

    William

    These would go great with my pair of hot pink sweatpants and acid-washed denim shirt!

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  • September 14, 2010

    Mary

    WANT!!! Seriously, these are ADORABLE!! Brain-hurt-y, but ADORABLE! They can be pulled off if you have the pluck. Artsy tank top, denim skirt, canvas sneakers, cute.

    …Uh oh. *shot*

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