Crimes of eBay Fashion: White crocheted dress, thong not included

Crocheteddress We hate to sound old before our time and all, but seriously: you may as well just go out naked, no?

The seller is keen to point out that the thong is not included in this auction.

We’re equally keen to point out that while we’re glad to hear that this particular thong is not included, we’d suggest that you buy one of your own to wear with this (assuming that you absolutely must wear it, of course, and the only occasion we can think of where this would be appropriate attire would be during a game of Wear or Die). Or, here’s a better idea: don’t wear a thong at all with it – wear an all-over body suit instead. It’s the only thing that would make this dress semi-decent…

4 Comments

  • March 5, 2008

    Cadi

    I think (hope) that’s meant to be a bikini cover-up…and I use the term “cover-up” loosely here.

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  • March 5, 2008

    Em

    That might be kind of cute over a colorful cami and a pair of dark jeans. In other words, it’s not a dress, it’s an accessory.

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  • March 5, 2008

    Emily

    I kind of like it…It is meant to be kept in the underwear drawer and only ever seen by your lover, right? Right? No one would wear it in public. (I hope.)

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  • May 28, 2008

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    Very late, but:
    http://www.funkypair.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=7622
    The horse makes it so much better.

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