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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Skirts</title>
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		<title>Daylight Robbery: Antonio Marras lace skirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/daylight-robbery-antonio-marras-lace-skirt.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you mean &#8220;old lace curtain/tablecloth loosely tied a the waist&#8221;? That right there is a $913 skirt, we&#8217;ll have you know! And who cares if it could only ever really be useful as a beach cover-up, and even then people will wonder why you brought a curtain to the beach, and you&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Style Challenge: What to Wear With a Sequined Skirt?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/style-challenge-what-to-wear-with-a-sequined-skirt.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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As we&#8217;ve noted several times now, this winter is going to have more than its fair share of sequins: they&#8217;ve been popping up on shoes, jackets, leggings, jumpsuits, you name it. They&#8217;ve also been appearing on skirts like the one above, whihc is by Rare, and so, for this Style Challenge, we&#8217;re asking you to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dhoti skirt: for the illusion of a dropped crotch</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/dhoti-skirt-for-the-illusion-of-a-dropped-crotch.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/dhoti-skirt-for-the-illusion-of-a-dropped-crotch.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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 You know what we love about skirts? We love the fact that you always know where you are with a skirt. The fact that, no matter how ugly a skirt is, at least it can never be as bad as a pair of harem pants. Or, indeed, have a dropped&#8230;. oh. Sorry, our mistake&#8230;
Dhotti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The shape of skirts to come? Pannier skirt from River Island</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/the-shape-of-skirts-to-come-pannier-skirt-from-river-island.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/the-shape-of-skirts-to-come-pannier-skirt-from-river-island.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We should probably begin this post by pointing out that the skirt you see before you doesn&#39;t have ACTUAL panniers in it to make it stick out at the hips like that. Or not so far as we know, anyway. It just looks like it does, which may be almost as bad, depending on your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Impostor Clothing Alert: the skirt that wanted to be a shirt and tie</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/impostor-clothing-alert-the-skirt-that-wanted-to-be-a-shirt-and-tie.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/07/impostor-clothing-alert-the-skirt-that-wanted-to-be-a-shirt-and-tie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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 By now our regular readers will be well aware of The Fashion Police position on clothes-that-are-pretending-to-be-other-clothes: these items are dastardly impostors, and we&#39;ve rarely met an impostor item we didn&#39;t want to arrest.
It will come as no surprise, then, to learn that a skirt that&#39;s pretending to be a tuxedo would cause us to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Post: The Plaid Drape Skirt by Rojas</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/guest-post-4.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/guest-post-4.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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 This guest post was submitted by Ashley Reiner. Ashley writes&#8230;
  
Not new to The Fashion Police by any means, Rojas has done it again.  What they call a &#8220;drape skirt,&#8221; in fact looks like leftover fabric stuck to the sides of the skirt.

Which leaves us to wonder: who on earth would this look flattering on?  No [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Style On Trial: Open cage skirt by Boutique at Topshop</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-open-cage-skirt-by-boutique-at-topshop.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/style-on-trial-open-cage-skirt-by-boutique-at-topshop.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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 Cage skirts have been hugely popular across the fashion blogosphere over the last couple of years, and in the &#34;real world&#34; too, if this £45 cage skirt by Topshop Boutique is anything to go by: it sold out within a couple of days, so presumably there are lots of people currently walking around wearing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>River Island, New Look and the mysterious case of the ruffled bow skirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/river-island-new-look-and-the-mysterious-case-of-the-ruffled-bow-skirt.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/06/river-island-new-look-and-the-mysterious-case-of-the-ruffled-bow-skirt.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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 OK. Now, we have no idea who came up with this design first, but we think we&#39;re going to have to place both River Island and New Look on a warning here, because seriously. Seriously. Is it just us, or do these look like lampshades from a particularly cheap bordello? 
If we absolutely had [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Commes des Garcons balloon skirt: for when you want to look like a ball with legs</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/commes-des-garcons-balloon-skirt-for-when-you-want-to-look-like-a-ball-with-legs.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/commes-des-garcons-balloon-skirt-for-when-you-want-to-look-like-a-ball-with-legs.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 12:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#0160;Do not adjust your sets, readers, this is not just a large, black dot, it is, in fact, a skirt. And as such, it&#39;s in clear contravention of Section 6 of The Fashion Police Code: the section which states that items of clothing should not be able to have the word &#34;balloon&#34; used to describe [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fashion Trends: Hitch hem dresses and skirts</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/fashion-trends-hitch-hem-dresses-and-skirts.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/05/fashion-trends-hitch-hem-dresses-and-skirts.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Remember hems? Remember when they were straightforward and unfussy? Those days are gone. These days we sometimes struggle to find dresses that don&#39;t have what&#39;s known as a &#34;hitched&#34; hemline &#8211; something you can see illustrated in the image above. 
The hitch skirt or dress is a close relation of the puffball: it creates a [...]]]></description>
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