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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Skirts</title>
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		<title>Sheer skirts and dresses land Valentino in Fashion Police jail</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/sheer-skirts-and-dresses-land-valentino-in-fashion-police-jail.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Just in case any of you were thinking &#8211; or perhaps hoping &#8211; that the &#8220;trend&#8221; for totally sheer items of clothing had finally died, and that designers had stopped trying to charge us hundreds of pounds for clothes that barely even exist, we present evidence to the contrary, courtesy of Valentino. Well, at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heroes in a Half Skirt: Miu Miu&#8217;s pleated &#8220;skirt&#8221; puzzles Fashion Police officers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Miu Miu are at it again. They tried to convince us that aprons were skirts once before, and even although we didn&#8217;t buy it then, they&#8217;ve decided there&#8217;s no harm in trying to pull the wool over our eyes again, and are marketing the item you see above as a &#8220;skirt&#8221;, while charging £455/ $684 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Fast&#8217;s knitted mini skirt helps us answer the question &#8216;How short is too short?&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/mark-fasts-knitted-mini-skirt-helps-us-answer-the-question-how-short-is-too-short.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Way back in 2008, we asked the question &#8220;How short is too short?&#8221; in relation to skirts. We got a variety of different answers to that, but personally we&#8217;d draw the line right at the point where the skirt in question could easily be mistaken for some kind of frilly halter-neck bra top.
Or at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jean-Paul Gaultier jumps aboard the &#8220;Mullet Skirt&#8221; bandwagon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s a mini skirt! But it&#8217;s also a maxi skirt! For those days when you just can&#8217;t make up your mind!
Of course, it&#8217;s ALSO a &#8220;mullet skirt&#8221;. And a crime of fashion. (Which begs the question: what no peep toe boots?)
If neither of those points bother you, though, it&#8217;s £558 and you can buy it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The unholy alliance of skirts and shorts, by Rick Owens</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we guess these are probably what you&#8217;d call &#8220;skorts&#8221; &#8211; in other words, a combination of a skirt and a pair of shorts. The &#8220;skorts&#8221; we&#8217;re used to seeing, however, are different from this, in that they generally have the skirt part at the front and the shorts at the back. Rick Owens has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hands off! Forever21&#8217;s belted glove skirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/hands-off-forever21s-belted-glove-skirt.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Well. That&#8217;s&#8230; interesting. We guess this follows on from the hilarious &#8220;Look! Someone&#8217;s grabbing my boobs!&#8221; sweaters and shirts that started to pop up last year. Hmm. It would seem that the &#8220;hands&#8221; movement is more advanced than we&#8217;d at first suspected, although this example isn&#8217;t quite as bad as some we&#8217;ve arrested: at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Skirts With Windows&#8217; movement reaches its natural conclusion with Topshop&#8217;s mesh seam skirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when you allow the skirts with windows we showed you last week to exist unchecked.
First there was Boutique&#8217;s maxi skirt, with a &#8220;window&#8221; from the knee down. It was ugly, but not indecent. We decided to let it live. Then there was Karl Lagerfeld&#8217;s mini skirt with window on the thighs. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Leg window&#8221; fashion crimes on the rise: Karl Lagerfeld is latest culprit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/leg-window-fashion-crimes-on-the-rise-karl-lagerfeld-is-latest-culprit.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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We thought that yesterday&#8217;s Boutique skirt crime was an isolated incident, the work of a solitary madman, but we&#8217;re sorry to report that we were wrong about that.
Readers, there are more of them. They&#8217;re out there. They seem to be labouring under the illusion that you can make a very short skirt seem more respectable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Gizmo Skirt by Brian Lichtenberg</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/the-gizmo-skirt-by-brian-lichtenberg.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Well. It&#8217;s certainly &#8220;different&#8221;, isn&#8217;t it? We think that&#8217;s probably the kindest thing we have to say about this Brian Lichtenberg skirt, but the fact that it costs $2,100 leads us to suspect there probably won&#8217;t be too many people buying and wearing it, so at least it won&#8217;t take up too much space in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Citizen&#8217;s Arrest: The &#8220;Tumour&#8221; Skirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/citizens-arrest-the-tumour-skirt.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/citizens-arrest-the-tumour-skirt.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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The Accused:  Organza ruffle skirt
Found at: ASOS.com
Arrested by: Selina of Pretty Clever
Alleged Crime: Selina points out that this skirt? Appears to be covered in tumours. Or growths of some kind at least &#8211; and the fact that it&#8217;s the colour of (some people&#8217;s) flesh doesn&#8217;t really help, does it?
Verdict: Guilty!  Or is it? What do [...]]]></description>
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