It’s the Easter weekend, which means The Fashion Police will be downing tools and eating a LOT of chocolate between now and Tuesday, when we will return to fight fashion crimes and show you photos of pretty dresses.

Until then, we hope you have a fabulous weekend: Happy Easter to those who celebrate it, and happy Friday – Tuesday to those who don’t!

The Fashion Police x

It’s not quite New Year yet, of course, but as we don’t normally post on the weekends, we thought we’d just take this opportunity to say Happy New Year to all our readers, and to thank you for your support over the past year. Thanks for reading, and may 2012 be as full of fashion crimes as 2011 was!

Take care, have fun, and we’ll see you all in 2012!

The Fashion Police x

We may be leaving you for the Christmas break, but remember you can still keep up with TFP on. TWITTER and FACEBOOK:

We wish we had a REAL gift for all of our readers, but as we don’t, we hope you’ll accept this virtual one instead…

As usual, we’re taking a few days off over the next few days, which means you’re all free to dress as badly as you like, without fear of arrest. We hope you have a wonderful holiday, whatever you’re wearing, and we’ll be back soon to share more crimes of fashion with you!

The Fashion Police x

Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers, who are probably all too busy enjoying/tolerating the holiday to even read this!

For those of you still here, we just wanted to let you know that we’re also taking a couple of days off: we leave you with this adult onesie from Topshop, which will be perfect for sleeping off the effects of a turkey dinner, and some links to our favourite older posts.

Enjoy, and we’ll be back as usual on Monday!

Skin Colour is Not a Fashion Statement
Why it’s just as OK to be pale as it is to be any other colour.

Five Fashion Phrases We Hate
Feel free to add your own…

The Fashion Victim Drinking Game
Grab a drink, pull up some fashion blogs and enjoy!

How young is too young for heels?
Tell us what you think!

Ugly dresses: a roundup
A glimpse inside the dress section of the Fashion Police jail.

There’s only a few days left until voting closes in the Cosmopolitan Blog Awards: we were absolutely thrilled to be shortlisted in the Established Fashion Blog category but, of course, we’d be even more thrilled to win, so we have just two things to say before we head off for the weekend:

1. If you’ve already voted for us, THANK YOU.  It means so much to us to have your support!

2. If you haven’t yet voted, please consider clicking here and voting for The Fashion Police: remember, a vote for TFP is a vote against harem pants, Crocs, and all of those other items of clothing that should never have seen the light of day. It’s a vote against leggings worn as pants, and God knows, we’d all like to see an end to THAT, wouldn’t we?

Finally, thanks again to everyone who nominated us: have a great weekend!

Before we leave you to enjoy your weekend, we just wanted to shamelessly beg for your votes in the Cosmo Blog Awards once more. Yes, we know. Think of it this way, though: a vote for The Fashion Police is like a vote for … kittens. Yes, kittens. So, why haven’t you voted for us yet, you filthy kitten-hater, you ?

Seriously, THINK OF THE KITTENS.

Much to our amazement, last night we found out that we’ve been nominated for a Cosmo Blog Award, in the Established Fashion Blog category. Needless to say, we’re thrilled just to be nominated for this, as we’re short-listed alongside some of our favourite UK fashion bloggers, so first of all, we just want to say a huge thank you to those of you who took the time to nominate us: you’ve made us a very happy force!

We have just one more favour to ask, however. Now that we’ve been nominated, the voting starts in earnest, so we need your help once more! If you’d like to vote for us, just click here to visit the Cosmopolitan website, and follow the instructions in the graphic below to place your vote. And thank you: we really appreciate every single vote!