Shy’m in “dubious legwear” fashion crime


Most of the time when The Fashion Police make arrests, we have a good idea of what it is we’re dealing with. You know, it’ll be a shress, or it’ll be particularly bad harem pants, or, in the case of Jodie Marsh, it’ll be the crime of "being almost naked".

In the case of French singer Shy’m, however, we have no idea what this is supposed to be. Are those chaps? Leggings? Some kind of bondage-style stockings? WHAT? We know it’s a crime, but just what kind of crime is it?

Further evidence under the jump, if anyone would case to enlighten us…



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