Shoes

Designer shoes, high heels, stilettos, ugly shoes and more
shoes attached to socks

A few years ago, many of The Fashion Police's arrests revolved around what we termed 'Footwear Impostors": boots pretending to be shoes; shoes pretending...
furry ballet flats

Buy Them These may look like a cosy pair of furry slippers, but it saddens us to report that they're actually a pair of furry...

We know we've been bringing you a lot pf shoe-related arrests lately, but as we mentioned in our last crime report, shoes have become...

We usually leave most of the shoe talk to ShoeperWoman, but right now there are just too many ugly shoes out there for her...

While browsing Louisa Via Roma this week, our undercover officers discovered the following footwear offences - or possible offences, depending on your opinion: DSquared2 mink...

All styles available at Schuh We don't know about you, but we just can't think about food without also thinking about feet, can you? Oh no,...

Iris Van Herpen X United Nude Biopiracy Boots, £1,245 Neither United Nude or Iris Van Herpen are known for producing "ordinary" designs, so it should...

Charlotte Olympia sandals, $1916 The main thing we've come to expect from Charlotte Olympia over the years is that... you never really know what to...

Last season, Irregular Choice wanted us all to stomp on gnomes. This year, it seems unicorns are in the firing line: Irregular Choice 'Eternal...

Flicking through the photos of attendees at London Fashion Week (Which, honestly, is much more interesting than the actual runway photos a lot of...

This summer, sandals are getting sensible. And by "sensible", we're talking Birkenstock-esque levels of comfort, all worn with the kind of outfits we're more...

Happy new year, Fashion Force! We trust you all had an awesome and stylish start to the year, and are ready to get on with...

Ugg boots have long been considered a crime of fashion here at TFP HQ, but there are plenty of people out there who disagree...

It's been a while since we delved into the world of Frankenshoes (or "ugly shoes", as you may know them), so we thought it...

  Charlotte Olympia 'Bear Necessities' pumps, £565 Charlotte Olympia has never been a brand we've ever associated with the word "ordinary". We described designer...

Have Irregular Choice gone too far with their shoes held up by GNOMES?

Berhard Willhelm cotton and leather slippers, $325 We don't normally waste our officer's time on fashion crimes of the "indoor clothes" kind, because as people...
shoes to wear with skinny jeans

Skinny jeans have become a staple item, both in stores, and in many people's wardrobes. That doesn't necessarily mean they're always easy to style,...
selection of PVC shoes

For many people, PVC shoes are an automatic crime of fashion, no questions asked. Do not pass 'Go', do not collect $200, just proceed...
selection of barely there sandals

Barely-there sandals have been one of the biggest shoe trends of the summer so far, and although this style isn't actually a new one...
selection of pastel shoes

From our ASK.fm question box: Pastels, as we're sure we don't need to tell you, are as ubiquitous in Spring/Summer as florals are, and pastel...

If you use Instagram at all, you're probably familiar with Throwback Thursday: the internet meme in which people post old photos, so they can...
socks with sandals

Remember when gladiator sandals were in fashion, and everyone was walking around wearing what we like to think of as "skeleton boots"? Well, they're back: Jeffrey...

This summer, as you can't fail to have noticed, 60s style has been making a comeback. This is great news for lovers of that...
multiciloured platform shoes with lips

OK, that's it, we've had enough: we're officially declaring gigantic platform shoes to be an automatic crime of fashion. While there are a few...
zara colourblock sandals

Zara ankle strap sandals, £49.99 You may well recognise these sandals. Their predecessors were a huge hit last year, and we're fairly sure...

Frankenshoes are what happens when good shoes and bad fashion collide. These aren't just ugly shoes: they're footwear monsters, which will haunt your nightmares,...
Irregular Choice Thumper

These Irregular Choice Thumper shoes will be available to buy in the UK in just a few short weeks. Do you want to walk...
strange shoes

  From the front, they look perfectly normal, albeit in a glitter ball kinda way. From the side, meanwhile... ... well, OK. From the side they're starting...

Greetings, Fashion Police officers! We hope you're all enjoying a super-stylish holiday season. We're interrupting the festivities today, however, to continue our look back at...