Shocking Swimwear: Tie dye one-piece by Pistol Panties

“And this is what your swimsuit will look like AFTER the vicious shark attack that leaves blood and entrails dripping down your torso!”

Yes, we know it’s tie dye, and normally we’d be all over Pistol Panties for the Non-Hippie Related Use of Tie Dye, but actually, we’re much too distracted by the fact that this particular job looks more like blood n’ guts than a simple garish print, doesn’t it?

On the plus side, however, just imagine the fun you could have staggering out of the water in this, yelling, “OMG! SHARK! SHARK!”  That alone might just make this worth £59 to you, and if it does, head over to Topshop and make it yours!

9 Comments

  • June 2, 2010

    bettymae

    it comes with its own… erhm… ugh… front-portion-issues, built in.

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    • June 2, 2010

      Amee

      What? you mean you don’t want a camel toe built into your ugly bathing suit? But it’s FASHION!

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      • June 2, 2010

        bettymae

        well if that’s what the lil’ whippersnappers are wearing these days, i’ll have a go at it!

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  • June 2, 2010

    Tracey

    It’s pink and purple not red. It looks like tie dye not blood. I think it’s cute but I am wondering why they left that models particular “impression” in the crotch area in the final shot of the suit. Weird.

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  • June 3, 2010

    Pomeroy

    It’s not even tie-dye! It’s just random paint splatters. I think you’re making a big fuss of this for the sake of it. It’s fine. I’d be far more concerned about the odd cut of that thing.

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  • June 3, 2010

    Moni

    Is anyone else reminded of this?
    http://www.thefashionpolice.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/LFI_VMASHOW60.jpg 😉

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  • June 4, 2010

    Melanie

    The paint splatters offend me less than the camel toe.

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  • June 4, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    What a load of Jackson Pollocks.

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  • June 15, 2010

    Tie Dyed Shop

    Looks more like art. Not sure this design will be a hit.

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