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Pyjamas in Public: now the height of fashion!

These are not pyjamas

Good news for those of you who like to wear your pyjamas in public, but are tired of being kicked out of supermarkets or told you’re not not respectably dressed: this Rag & Bone blouse gives you all the, er, style, of a PJ top, but costs $325, and is sold as daywear. So next time the security guard tries to escort you out of the supermarket, you can just toss your hair, stick your nose in the air, and utter the fashion victim‘s battle cry: “But it’s DESIGNER!”

Not even Shopbop are trying to pretend this looks like anything other than a pyjama top: it’s described on the website as a “PJ blouse”, which is a fair description, given that that’s exactly what it looks like.

Question: would you pay $325 to look like you’re out in your PJs?

If you answered yes, click here to buy one. Just don’t expect us to ever understand.

Posted on September 9, 2011

Teletubbies go to Fashion Police jail

OK. Can anyone explain to us what Dipsy from the Teletubbies is doing on a £79 Marni t-shirt?

Anyone?

(And what happened to the rest of the ‘tubbies? Why just Dispsy?)

Click here if you want to buy it.

Posted on July 7, 2011

Shoulder pads go wild

Is it a sweater, or is it a giant Mickey Mouse head? We just don’t know.

What we DO know is that the brand is called Moonspoon Saloon and the top is called ‘Backstage Elephant”, so we give them credit for creative naming at least.

We’re still arresting the shoulders, though…

(Click here to buy it)

Posted on May 27, 2011

Expensive C-3PO outfit by Alexander Wang

Baste lightly, wrap in foil, and then cook for 20 minutes. Bingo!

Alexander Wang shirt, $753, Colette.

Posted on May 4, 2011

Hey, Pineapple boobs!

Do you really want to walk around with pineapples instead of boobs? And saggy pineapple boobs at that? Really? Apparently the pineapples are glittery too. We don’t think that helps matters.

If you disagree, and think that fruit is the next big thing in chest-wear, this is by Sauce, and you can buy it for $62 at Shopbop.

Posted on April 18, 2011

Daylight Robbery? Balmain cotton t-shirt with safety pins

Folks, do us a favour: read the title of this post again. Then explain to us why this cotton t-shirt is worth $1,500. WITHOUT using any variation on the phrase “Because IT’S OMGDESIGNER!”

We’ll wait here while you come up with something.

(Want it? Click here to buy it.)

Posted on April 14, 2011

Moschino have a message for you…

The Fashion Police approve this message.

The Fashion Police also LOL’d long and hard at the irony of THIS message being delivered through the medium of a $376 dollar tank top from a designer clothing label.

If you just want to buy it, however, go ahead and click here. We promise not to judge you by your clothes.*

(*OK, maybe just a little bit.)

Posted on April 11, 2011

Opening Ceremony’s ‘Rain Mate’ tank top helps keep your knickers dry

No one likes to get their knickers wet when it rains, so next time you decide to go out wearing nothing but a tank top and a pair of boyshorts, make sure the tank top comes with its own, built-in rain-mate, like this one by Opening Ceremony. You know it makes sense!

Click here to buy it.

Posted on March 30, 2011