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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Shirts &amp; Tops</title>
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		<title>Worrying Fashion Trends: the lace body suit</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/worrying-fashion-trends-the-lace-body-suit.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
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At first we were confused by this item (which, by the way, comes with long sleeves, too. You know, to keep you warm?), wondering what on earth could be its purpose. And then we realised: it&#8217;s to allow you to show off your black bra, whilst still claiming to be wearing &#8220;clothes&#8221;. Genius! And also: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Citizen&#8217;s Arrest: Clothes-That-Are-Stuck-Together at Asda</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Citizen&#8217;s Arrest was made by our own Rock Hyrax, who spotted this classic case of Clothes-That-Are-Stuck-Together in Asda last week.
As Rock says, we don&#8217;t tend to expect high fashion from Asda, but that&#8217;s no excuse for them to go around thinking its OK to take innocent clothes and stick them together. It&#8217;s NOT OK, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to wear a denim bodysuit, by Miss Selfridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s funny how your eyes start to adjust to crimes of fashion, isn&#8217;t it? A few months ago, something like this denim bodysuit from Miss Selfridge would&#8217;ve had us almost falling off our seats in horror, but now that we seem to be living in an 80s fashion hell more or less all the time, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Save or Splurge: Striped cotton t-shirts</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/save-or-splurge-striped-cotton-t-shirts.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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The Fashion Police love striped tops. We know some people would argue that stripes are for convicts, not for police officers, but we beg to differ, and we think these long-sleeved t-shirts are a handy kind of wardrobe basic to have around.
The thing is, though, as much as we like our long-sleeved t-shirts, we just can’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clothes-That-Are-Stuck-Together: Forever21 Layered Pleated Woven Shirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/clothes-that-are-stuck-together-forever21-shir.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/clothes-that-are-stuck-together-forever21-shir.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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“Matching couldn’t be easier!” say Forever 21 of this garment. And yeah, we guess we can’t really argue with them there, because the shrug is attached to the shirt, so there’s really
no matching to be done. And thank God, too, because matching white shirts with black shirts was SO HARD until this came along to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion Boobs: How not to wear Foley + Corinna’s see-through chiffon top</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/how-not-to-wear-foley-corinna-see-through-top.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Apparently there was no way for Shopbop to illustrate the see-through nature of this Foley + Corinna top, other than making the model wear it with totally bare breasts underneath, and then Photoshopping out her nipples. No bras, no cami tops, no undergarments of any kind that would’ve allowed us to see that the top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fish Net Mesh Hoodie: air-con included</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/the-fish-net-mesh-hoodie-air-con-included.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/the-fish-net-mesh-hoodie-air-con-included.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Sweaty armpits getting you down? Don&#8217;t worry, with the Fish Net Mesh Hoody, you&#8217;ll have a constant source or air-conditioning, right where you need it most!
We actually can&#8217;t decide whether this falls into the &#8220;ugly but practical&#8221; category (good for workouts, perhaps?) or just the &#8220;completely useless&#8221; one. Your thoughts on this most important of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anna Sui for Target gets all tied up</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/anna-sui-for-target-all-tied-up.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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Fashion Crime Report
Submitted by: Andrea
Alleged Perp: Anna Sui for Target tie top
Scene of Crime: Target, of course
Accused of: Getting just a little bit carried away with the ties, and ending up looking some weird kind of knitted bondage top. The tie around the neck is just the, er, perfect finishing touch, no?
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		<title>John Galliano shows us how to make do and mend with his multi-pattern shirt</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/john-galliano-shows-us-how-to-make-do-and-mend-with-his-multi-pattern-shirt.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/john-galliano-shows-us-how-to-make-do-and-mend-with-his-multi-pattern-shirt.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Oh, what the hell: we&#8217;ve already seared your eyeballs once today with that bright orange dress, so we may as well show you this John Galliano shirt too. Hopefully your sight will be back to normal by tomorrow.
On the plus side, here, isn&#8217;t it reassuring, in the wake of all of the appalling cases of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nipple tassle t-shirt. For children. Seriously.</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/nipple-tassle-tshirt-for-children-seriously.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/08/nipple-tassle-tshirt-for-children-seriously.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We&#8217;ve shown you some pretty tasteless items of clothing in the years we&#8217;ve been fighting crimes of fashion. We think this&#8221;nipple tassle&#8221; t-shirt from Twisted Twee, though, has to be one of the most tasteless of all. Because this is designed for KIDS. Ages 0 &#8211; 4 years, to be exact. Can you imagine dressing [...]]]></description>
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