Fashion Police at the Screen Actors Guild Awards 2009 – The Bad (Angelina Jolie, Lisa Rinna, Eva Longoria Parker)

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OK, now we know Angelina Jolie had twins fairly recently, so her body confidence possibly isn’t at its highest ever, but if she persists in wearing these saggy, shapeless dresses to awards ceremonies, she’s going to find herself with a whole bunch of new pregnancy rumours to answer to. The colour doesn’t help much either here, of course, and the whole thing is just too dull and droopy for us: come on, Angelina, you’re gorgeous – no need to hide your light under this, er, bushel!

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At the other end of the scale, meanwhile, we reckon Lisa Rinna had just a little bit too much body confidence here -s o much so that we think we can see her underwear. Lisa, it’s great that you’re comfortable with your figure, but when you’re so comfortable it makes us worry your dress is going to drop off any second, that’s just too comfortable in our book…

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This one may be controversial, because we know a lot of people loved Eva Longoria’s peach Jenny Packham dress, but somehow it’s just not doing it for us – possiblu because it makes us think of a bridesmaid’s dress, circa 1984. Peach can be tricky like that.

8 Comments

  • January 26, 2009

    Veronika

    Angelina has been dressing as if she was 80 years old lately. What’s up with that? I don’t think she’s body contious but I think she thinks it actually looks good. Someone should really tell her the truth by now…

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  • January 26, 2009

    Fran

    I am really not feeling Eva’s dress at all… my eyes are drawn to the wierd tutu bit, completely missing the pretty neckline. Continuing the bodice part downwards to a sleeker skirt would’ve worked better.

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  • January 26, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I quite like Angelina’s dress. I’m not convinced the red one below it isn’t actually a nightie though…

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  • January 26, 2009

    natalia

    Lisa Rinna is 45! she should not be wearing that. 🙁
    she has weird knees too.

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  • January 26, 2009

    Robyn

    I, too, am so tired of Angelina’s shapeless outfits! She’s so beautiful, she somehow gets away with it. She could be stunning in a more fitted dress.

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  • January 28, 2009

    Susan

    And has anyone noticed that when Angelina is wearing pants, she doesn’t have feet. I hate the no feet look. Show me some tip, anything? (Paris premiere of Benjamin Button. Lovely gray suit and coat, but no feet.)

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  • January 29, 2009

    Kathe

    The main problem is that Lisa Rinna /isn’t/ wearing underpants. Eww…..

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  • February 2, 2009

    laura

    Angelina Jolie looks like the hag out of snow white

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