Plaid skirt escapes kidnap attempt


The mini kilt isn’t something The Fashion Police generally approve of, being allergic to tartan and all, but we have to admit to feeling sorry for this one, which was clearly tied up with those ropes, escaping only to have to wade through a treacherous, boggy marsh in order to fight its way to freedom. And while it’s really a shame for all that effort to go to waste, we’re afraid in its current state we’re going to have to send it straight back to captivity, this time in The Fashion Police jail. Shame.

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