Under Fashion Police Arrest: Roisin Murphy’s unflattering pants

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We're feeling generous today, so we're going to assume that someone grabbed Roisin Murphy on the way to the Elle Style Awards this week, held her down and forced her to wear this gigantic pair of bloomers. It's either that or she genuinely thought these were flattering red-carpet attire and… nah, that's just too far fetched. It just seems more reasonable to assume that she was involved in some kind of real-life 'Wear or Die' type scenario, which just goes to show, folks, you never know WHEN it could happen!

Don't worry, the pants are now in custody, and Roisin has been offered counselling. If you see these pants approaching though, folks, remember: run, don't walk…

7 Comments

  • February 11, 2009

    Fi

    Can you arrest whatever that is on her top half whilst you’re at it please?

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  • February 11, 2009

    Noelia

    I totally agree with Fi.

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  • February 11, 2009

    bookmole

    Looks like her top was damaged in the struggle. Poor Roisin. Voice like an angel, style of – well, none at all, really. Have you seen her stage attire?

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  • February 11, 2009

    Diana

    Aladdin pants

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  • February 11, 2009

    Diana

    Aladdin pants

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  • February 12, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    The expression on her face supports the ‘wear or die’ scenario.

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  • February 14, 2009

    Paige

    That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

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