Ridiculous Runways: Fashion Police at London Fashion Week – Spring/Summer 2011

It’s London Fashion Week, folks! Time for a quick look at some upcoming fashion crimes which we’ll all have to be on our guards against this coming winter, but before we do, the usual disclaimer on runway fashion, for the benefit of any Fashion Victims who might read this:

Yeah, yeah, we know it’s ART. We know it’s a CONCEPT, and it’s omgfantastic, and that if we don’t like it then it must just be because “we don’t understaaaaand it!” Because it is DESIGNER, and as far as the Fashion Victims are concerned, if it’s DESIGNER then it must be good. But at the end of the day, they’re also clothes, and, well, some of them are just plain funny. And here they are!

The Collection: Jasper Conran, Fall 2011
The Trend: Not being able to see where you’re going. SO hot next season, srsly.

The Collection: Holly Fulton Fall 2011
The Trend: Your nipples. Word.

The Collection: Toddy Lynn, Fall 2011
The Trend: Not being able to breathe. (Combine one of these coats with the hat from the Jasper Conran show and you’ll be the most cutting-edge fashionable thing on two legs. You won’t be able to breathe OR see, obviously, but that’s a small price to pay for FASHUN, no?)

The Collection: Jasper Conran, Fall 2011
The Trend: Dress Like a Fuzzy Microphone Cover, circa 1972

The Collection: Osman, Fall 2011
The Trend: I Killed Cookie Monster

The Collection: Pam Hogg Fall 2011
The Trend: I Killed the Rest of the Muppets

The Collection: Topshop Unique
The Trend: Cruella (ella, ella…) (We actually quite liked some of the Topshop Unique show. We may show you some more of it tomorrow…)

The Collection: PPQ Fall 2011
The Trend: Batgirl

 

The Collection: PPQ Fall 2011
The Trend: Hot Mess With Hooves

The Collection: PPQ, Fall 2011
The Trend: Umm, actually, we have no idea what we’re looking at here. Is that a fish in a block of ice? For real?

The Collection: Issa, Fall 2011
The Trend: Still Can’t See

These are just a few of the upcoming “trends” we’ll be fighting next winter. Looks like we’re going to be calling in reinforcements…

[Images: PRPhotos.com]

15 Comments

  • February 21, 2011

    Cassi

    I killed cookie monster. Scroll down. I killed the rest of the muppets.
    I nearly died laughing!

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    • February 22, 2011

      Daisy

      Exactly. So funny but so true. Sometimes I really don’t get the point of these collections. Fashion should be wearable, or at least still pretty to look at. Which these things are… not.

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  • February 22, 2011

    Wendy

    Agreed Cassi!! haha, also I think they should have said “Pope Girl” after Bat Girl. hah!

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    • February 22, 2011

      Jara

      “also I think they should have said “Pope Girl” after Bat Girl. hah!”

      -soooo right. haha

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  • February 22, 2011

    Claudia

    Your captions are both apt and hilarious…! Thank you

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  • February 22, 2011

    Claudia

    Your captions are both apt and hilarious… thank you.

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  • February 22, 2011

    nata

    I’m captivated by the ‘ice cube’ purse. Do I melt it to open it or crack it with an ice pick?

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  • February 22, 2011

    Marianne S.

    So next winter, I can’t see, my legs will freeze off, and I will wear dead animals… Thanks for that, Designers.

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  • February 22, 2011

    Evy

    When I got to the Holly Fulton Fall 2011 picture, as I scrolled down and the head of the model cam into view, I though it might be an unjust sentence, because I adore the accessories on her head. But. I kept scrolling, and saw the rest of her… O.o

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  • February 22, 2011

    Alys

    You killed Cookie Monster and the Muppets! That was truly fantastic!

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  • February 23, 2011

    Dani

    Wow… I’m so happy to see that fashion victims across the globe will be wearing transparent bikinis this summer. Thanks, Holly Fulton, that was a bit more than I wanted to see, but I’m sure Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton will love it.

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  • February 23, 2011

    Dani

    EDIT: I meant to say ‘this fall’, my bad.

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