R13 asymmetrical capri jeans: ouch!

Yes, they’re supposed to look like that. WE KNOW.

You know, we can almost get on board with clothes that are ugly-but-comfortable. (We said sometimes, calm down at the back there!). Sometimes you just want to slip into something comfortable, don’t you? But these. These aren’t just ugly: they also make us start to squirm in discomfort, and that’s just from looking at them. And sure, it may well be that once you’re wearing them they’ll be as comfortable as an old pair of PJs, but the fact is, they’ll still look like a spectacularly ill-fitting pair of jeans, won’t they?

And they’ll have cost you $248, too. Get them here if none of this puts you off…

[Thanks to Erica for the report!]

13 Comments

  • April 28, 2010

    Moni

    I’d be interested how these would look on somebody who does not have his diapers full and could therefore stand in a more relaxed pose.
    But I guess they would still be ugly.

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  • April 28, 2010

    EricB

    They do not fit this model but look like harem pants, which they clearly are not.
    Maybe the asymmetrical bit in the product description is just a way to gloss over a malfunction in the assembly line?

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    • April 28, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      I think they are harem pants: notice how the top of the “jeans” don’t even reach the hips, which is probably why the back slopes upwards, to avoid builder’s bum…

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  • April 28, 2010

    vicky

    Weird item and weird pose. poor model

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  • April 28, 2010

    Miss El

    The asymmetry is ok, but the baggy crotch on the way too skinny model is very off-putting.

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  • April 29, 2010

    Brooke

    They really are disgusting. I don’t see how anyone can find themselves looking good in those jeans! What a turn-off!

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  • April 29, 2010

    Zoe, Conversation Pieces

    Those are vile! I can’t imagine how horrible those would make me look! Depression in jeans-form!!
    .-= Zoe, Conversation Pieces´s last blog ..And we have a winner… =-.

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    • May 3, 2010

      Roz

      Depression in jeans-form!! Brilliant!
      There is no light at the end of the tunnel for these.

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  • April 30, 2010

    Mia

    The model looks deformed in those jeans. The drop crotch with the skinny legs is just weird.

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  • April 30, 2010

    Emily

    “Depression in jeans form” is one of the most brilliant things I’ve ever read, and that epitomizes this photo perfectly. Her body freaks me out so much that I barely noticed the jeans, which are just stupid.

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  • May 1, 2010

    Elle

    I normally love capris, but those things just sicken me!

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  • May 4, 2010

    The Fashion Police

    Hi folks,

    Just a friendly reminder that we don’t allow derogatory comments about people’s body types here – this is a site to discuss clothes, and I’ve had to remove a couple of comments from this thread from people who were more interested in criticising the model’s body. Please read the comment policy directly above the comment box if you’re unsure, and be aware that if you’re simply posting to attack the model, your comment will be deleted. This particularly applies to those of you who’ve been insinuating that certain models or celebrities have mental health problems – these comments (as well as being rude and offensive) are potentially libellous and we can’t allow them on the site.

    Thanks

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  • May 11, 2010

    amanda

    ROFWL

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